Dear world

My latest post appeared to spark a cacophony of impassioned debate regarding the term ‘willy nilly’. As such, I feel the need to devote an entire blog entry to this much neglected subject matter.

After consulting my trusted reference source, the urban dictionary (dot com), it has become apparent that there are many interpretations of this commonplace phrase.

‘all over the place, in a random fasion’ – Let us, for a moment, ignore the evident...

Dear world

Welcome to the fascinating world of 'Fear my teaspoon'. I would like to clarify at this point that there is little need to actually fear my teaspoon. Unless Litany actually makes me a teaspoon firing gun, I'd just have to throw them at you willy nilly. I suppose I could fashion some sort of catapult, but seeings as I can't even fire an elastic band at someones arse, I highly doubt that I will be able to fire a teaspoon in a catapult accurately.

In fact,...