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90 Things. 90 Irritations. 90 Laughs. A book for us all, and it's free tomorrow.

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G. Eric Francis

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Hello.

Let me tell you a quick story.

I am like the ten's of thousands of folks who have chased the dream...

OH LET ME STOP!

Look, I have written 4 books. All good books. This latest book is funny. This latest book will piss you off. This latest book may make you look in the mirror. This latest book is simply...well damn it, go get it. It's free.

Synopsis:

Life is very irritating.


It's a fact that we all have to deal with on a regular basis.


Rude people who cut you off on the highway. Supermarket trips that make you want to consider kicking the person in front of you. Yelling at your genitals for having the ability to create children. Never mind all of the ugliness of the world, from racism to war, men who mistreat women to guys who don't wash their hands after they go to the bathroom.


The way I see it, you have two choices in dealing with it. You can either get angry at you irritations or...


You can do like I do and laugh at them. Sometimes heartily.


A lot of things irritate me every day, and one day I decided to list them, paring them down to the 90 that either drives me nuts or makes me shake my head at the human race. I am willing to bet that some of my irritations are yours...so much so, that I wrote a book about it.


Want to find out? Here's your chance.


Written in short sections, "90 Things" is a tongue-in-cheek look at life and the things in it that drive us insane. The book tackles a variety of subjects:


The controversial (racial tension and stereotypes) to the simply annoying (rude people in supermarkets);


The lack of good sense in smart people (why women let men keep hurting them) to pure greed (how the rich keeps getting richer off of the middle class, the inane status of American politics);


The joys (and mostly trials) of raising offspring (children and their evil ways) before finally taking an inside look at my own pet peeves that makes me place my head in my hands in frustration.


Written with a wink and a hope for us all, “90 Things” will make you smile at some things, get angry at others, but hopefully make you question how we as human beings have survived this long without destroying ourselves.

My new book, 90 Things That Irritate The Sh** Out Of Me...Or At Least Make Me Frown, is free tomorrow, 3/25 (also on 4/1 & 4/2.) 24 hours, my latest work. All you have to do is review it. Let me know if it sucks. Let me know if you think it is hilarious. Let me know if you want to slap the taste of my mouth.

But let me know.

get it here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00V2TDMPS
 

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