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I'm so perfect that sometimes, people commit suicide when they meet me and realize they'll never attain perfection such as mine.
 
I had a dream last night that I was cooking dinner for Gordon Ramsey and I opened the cabinet and there was a big wet-looking rat in the peanut butter jar. I opened the back door and the rat slithered across the floor like a slug and out the door. Gordon Ramsey was yelling "what the **** are you playing at?"

Not only was I embarrassed in the dream, now I have to be embarrassed that I had such a pathetic nightmare. It was all because of the article in The New Yorker about Gordon Ramsey that I read just before I went to bed. At least I hope so.
 
novella said:
I had a dream last night that I was cooking dinner for Gordon Ramsey and I opened the cabinet and there was a big wet-looking rat in the peanut butter jar. I opened the back door and the rat slithered across the floor like a slug and out the door. Gordon Ramsey was yelling "what the **** are you playing at?"

Not only was I embarrassed in the dream, now I have to be embarrassed that I had such a pathetic nightmare. It was all because of the article in The New Yorker about Gordon Ramsey that I read just before I went to bed. At least I hope so.
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hey pooh. wow, explaining stuff is embarassing!
 
I secretly enjoy Disney movies, even though I'm typically fond of the darker side of things and ordinarily prance about dressed in black holding my Poe book like it's a Bible.

...and what's worse, I still know all the words, and I even have several of the songs on my iPod. *dies of embarrassment*
 
imhere4beer said:
I'm a smoker and I have no desire nor intention to quit, even though I know it is slowly killing me.
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Oh, now I'm sad, although I do eat Quarter Pounders which I'm sure are killing me at an equal rate to your cigarettes, so...pot, kettle, you know how it goes.

ValkyrieRaven88 said:
I secretly enjoy Disney movies, even though I'm typically fond of the darker side of things and ordinarily prance about dressed in black holding my Poe book like it's a Bible.

...and what's worse, I still know all the words, and I even have several of the songs on my iPod. *dies of embarrassment*
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There's no shame in Disney movies Val! They rock! Did I mention that I'm a five year-old trapped in a 22 year-old body?

My confession is - I'm currently watching HP and the Philosopher's Stone for about the twelfth time.
 
I used to read the famous five until i was about 15 and was obsessed with looking like George until that age too.....i was always a step behind in the growing up ladder.
My boyfriend calls me winkle...
 
whats a book? said:
your whole life is embarassing.
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Listen, buddy- you can't start a thread asking for embarrassing confessions and then mock and/ or insult people who do as you ask. Bad form. *shakes finger in a stern manner*

I secretly enjoy Disney movies
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No shame there; I openly enjoy them and I'm over 30.

LOL. OK, now that I think about it, that (^) is slightly embarrassing.
 
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