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Has anyone ventured a guess yet? I'm dying to know if Oprah's numbers match the numbers I have in my little book of gas.

To quote an article from the LA Times: "Tom Smily, her pastor, said in an interview on Fox News' "Hannity & Colmes" on Monday night that Wilbanks' fear was "not about the wedding" or whether to marry Mason, but centered on "issues that caved in on her." As she rode a bus across the...

Winning friends and influencing people....it's what I do! :D

Wasn't there just a 158 post discussion of how nobody is ever offended by anything they read on this forum? :rolleyes:

I don't think Moto is on the band wagon for "punishment" (I don't think), but there is (having read up on the situation) a band wagon for "punishment" -- everything from issuing a public apology (and/or a series of personal apologies), to reimbursement for the expenses related to the "search"...

No one said I'd be casting aspersions at you. :rolleyes:

Oh no! That would be unfriendly of me! I might be accused of casting aspersions! :eek:

Apparently, among the thousands of members of this forum, you are the only one, Moto! Oh! The places I could go with that! I appreciate the sentiment, M., there used to me few things more satisfying (like finally getting to tinkle after having had to hold it for a very long time), but as...

As soon as he returns from holiday, I'll ask him if he can locate his turquoise boa. If he can't, I can offer you one of my own, in either red, pink or rainbow.

Naturally, I am passionate, erotic, neurotic, delirious, purple. A combination of tranquil blue and fiery red, but it's an unstable mix and the two primary colors that create purple are always in conflict for which will take control. And Moto only gets black 'cause Billy O. got banned...

True, I'm neither a chap nor English. Not that there's anything wrong with that! Some of my best chums are either chaps or English. Or both! And some of them follow football and one or two are even very happy with the Liverpool victory. I'll go do something very girlie to reassert my...

<sits back and awaits the arrival of the spelling police>

Again, or just recycle one of his old nom de guerres?

And tassles....proper manties always have tassles.

I understand. That's so <begins to weep> noble of you. One day the rest of the world will know. <sniffs and dabs away the tears> Ah! That sacrifices one must make for one's art!

Yes! That's the ticket! Remove the salty sea air from your verbiage! Now...on to G! G, oh letter safe and sane you give me fleshy goosebumps Gee Whiz, Golly, Gosh darnit!* Tamely I express my pain and thus don't have to take my lumps Or something like that. My meter is off this...

Ooooh!!!!! Litany said the F-dash-dash-dash word! She shall get warned! I thought I explained the bit about how most of my chums have been banned? How Billy Got Banned Remember what waters you are sailing in here, oh Babe of the Bucanneers! Don't what the sharks swallowing you up...

Ah! It does my heart good to see that our sporky Queen of the Seven Seas has followed at least half of my advice and commenced penning her memoirs! What can I say? The lusty wench has a brilliance that leaps off the printed page and holds the reader at dagger point! The breath-taking...

I don't know what I've done to you to incur this kind of hostility. Have I been rude, mean-spirited, disrepectful of you in any way? ********************************************************** I'm sorry Mr. Burns. I tried. I really did. But, as you know, I have enough hostility that I...

A different way of thinking, a deeper understanding of myself, perhaps a new way of living. Maybe nothing, maybe something. It is just a need I feel at the present time. It's better than laying in bed with a headache. As of 9:33 this morning, I'm a believer in nothing, except perhaps...