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The local MCTU? I'm open-minded. :)

Moi? Misunderstand? You aren't servicing the local WCTU?

So wear condoms, take lots of vitamins. How many of them are there?

You're being held against your will and deprived of juniper goodness? Golly! What are their demands?

Oh Sparkles, Sparkles! Where art thou, Sparkles? Deny thy munchies and refuse thy booze. Or, if thou wilt not, I wilt send my minions to fetch your sorry behind!

What a bummer, dude.

Dude, the blogs are, like, way not cool right now. Lay off the munchies and, ya know, do sumthin'. 'K dude? Cool.

Thank you, Sparky. You mended the shattered remnants of my broken blog and made it good as new.

Your blog has been deleted. If you wish to create another, please contact an administrator. Sparkles, it was such a simple thing, really. If you can't do just every little thing I ask, I'll have to tell the world your dread secret. You don't want me revealing your dread secret, do you?

Sparkles, sweetie, do a girl a favor and re-set her bloggy-thingy? I accidentally deleted mine waaaay back when and it won't let me start over. I have more to say about Literature and Libations than can possibly be contained in our top-secret club house. Please, thanks, and happy Friday!

I has MySpace. myspace.com/irenewilde You be my friend? kthnxbai.

Sparky, I am "Friend"-less and have no "Group." If I start an International Martini Drinkers for Literacy" Group, does this get me banned? No one has to join it or anything, I just need to fill the blank spaces of my profile page.

Imagine a tall blonde, all legs and hair (but not hairy legs), in a tiny black skirt and stiletto heels, gyrating to Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me." This 80s moment brought to you by Irene Wilde.

[IMG] I have a kitty, too.

Awwww...you missed me. I can tell.

Weekend Elvis Impersonator? Negative; however, I have been known to don a wig and impersonate Marylin Monroe at times. I think we need photos. I'll bet you look more like Mamie Van Doren and just don't realize it. What did BAR do to celebrate Dorothy Parker's birthday? The same thing we...

Playing "She's a Lady" with your armpit? Weekend Elvis Impersonator? Make sculptures from soap scum? You must share. This is fascinating. What did BAR do to celebrate Dorothy Parker's birthday?

I'm curious. I like discovering people's hidden talents.

I don't waste time with amateurs. I'm only spanked by the best. What makes you think you've got what it takes?

Tag, you're it! [IMG]