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  1. Irene Wilde

    Illiterate Literati Liberation Front

    Yes, I hope so. Time for me to go in search of some air-conditioning. Later.
  2. Irene Wilde

    i'm drunk

    I'm sure I'll pay for it tomorrow. But it won't be the first time. :D G'night.
  3. Irene Wilde

    i'm drunk

    G'night. May we meet again.
  4. Irene Wilde

    Illiterate Literati Liberation Front

    That may already have occurred. Or the divine one could be off getting drunk right now. But I'm sure he'll get around to it by the time the padded cell is all mended.
  5. Irene Wilde

    i'm drunk

    I'm not sure. One of the circus people, maybe. Or it could have been the guy with the maraschino cherries. Or the bodybuilder in the stiletto heels who kept telling everyone to call him Shirley.
  6. Irene Wilde

    Illiterate Literati Liberation Front

    One cannot make Mr. Burns do anything. He works in his own mysterious ways that we mere mortals can only guess at. Always has.
  7. Irene Wilde

    Illiterate Literati Liberation Front

    I have every hope that will happen.
  8. Irene Wilde

    i'm drunk

    The boys all chipped in. :D They were sure you would like it when you woke up.
  9. Irene Wilde

    i'm drunk

    About three choruses of "Hollaback Girl." And the boys from the fleet say "hi!"
  10. Irene Wilde

    Illiterate Literati Liberation Front

    Bobby...this one's for you! Tom Servo's poem "A Child's Christmas in Space" It's quiet in the cold of our own little orbit, starless and Bible black. And as I look down on the big blue beam we would call home I think it so near, yet... oh, I wish on that star and I hope that in a little...
  11. Irene Wilde

    i'm drunk

    That was you? I hardly recognize you with your clothes on!
  12. Irene Wilde

    i'm drunk

    With runny mascara and runs in her stockings. :D
  13. Irene Wilde

    Illiterate Literati Liberation Front

    Awwww....Just for that, I'll have a word with your Mistress about the Diet Coke. :cool:
  14. Irene Wilde

    i'm drunk

    yes, but so amusing for the rest of us. :D
  15. Irene Wilde

    i'm drunk

    More likely that mine will get arrested (if she's not actually in jail right now), it's the sort of thing she does. And Mr. Burns is the type of pal who nurses me through occasions like that. He and some of the other disappeared. So I'll put some Autobahn on the stereo 'cause Mr. Burns likes...
  16. Irene Wilde

    Illiterate Literati Liberation Front

    And did I mention you could end up in the land of the disappeared?
  17. Irene Wilde

    i'm drunk

    Thank you! Sure, I'll have a chip. Serenity isn't all that hard, except when your favorite web hangout is closed until it can be moved to a new server...then all hell breaks out and a gin and tonic becomes your best pal. Should we call out for a pizza? I've got the best pizza delivery...
  18. Irene Wilde

    i'm drunk

    With luck, Mr. Burns goes on to a better place, or two, that I can think of, so mourn not. If he joins those banned before him, there will be much rejoicing, and the usual assortment of naked womens, naughty words, and profound discussion on spanking techniques. Or he may chose to swim in the...
  19. Irene Wilde

    Illiterate Literati Liberation Front

    Thanks for singling me out, big guy! I suppose I could rightfully point out that I've been only a very small part of this conversation that's been conducted here over the last few days, but what would be point? Everyone "knows" about Irene and her ever-growing gang of hooligans, right? I'm...
  20. Irene Wilde

    Answering the cry for help!

    Why thank you! glad you like it. I'd recommend any by Joyce, but for those just being introduced to him basics like "The Dubliners" or "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man" would be best. I never recommend anyone launch into "Ulysses" unless they have the time to commit to it...but it is...
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