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Just find the funny side. Then laugh. It's the only way to cope.

Right after people stop adding to the Dan Brown thread :D

I'd colour most of you grey. Joy-less. The remaining few could pick their own colour.

I fart, and they smell like flowers. I'm better at burping though. More lady-like and refined, don't you think?

So you do see the funny side. Which is what I asked. Ahh but it wasn't my family member, or anything to do with me at all. Thus I am totally removed from the event and am free to find humour in it. Which I am. Ho ho ho. People find entertainment in others misery all the time. Sad fact...

Oooh. I'm looking for a career too. I'd pretty much settled on cowboy, but maybe I could be a hunter. Or a fisher.

Maybe I'm just playing devils advocate... :p But genuinely, my first reaction is to laugh at the story rather than be up in arms. Maybe it's something to do with the way it was reported. I can't remember where I first heard about it, but they were all definitely laughing a the story too.

You mean nothing about the story or this thread strikes you as particularly entertaining? Firstly the story makes me laugh, because well she ran away and then there was all this fuss - and then she turned up. Then what makes me laugh more is that people are so upset about it.

Aaah, but you can see the funny side can't you?

Novella, you know we're not allowed to talk about politics.

See I knew I'd go wrong somewhere. Sigh. It's like when I tell people Lancashire's a country... Dammit. Ian's some bloke that Sally works for and the starts shagging. Or was it the other way round.

No, I think you're very wrong. I, for one, am stunning. But I don't write. Well I do write quite a lot, but I'm only the author of a load of essays and one thrilling dissertation. But I do see where you're going with the writing makes you ugly, rather than being ugly makes you a writer...

I'm not as daft as Stewart looks. Must be all them walnuts I've eaten today. Do me a favour Irene, whilst you're on to Billy O will you ask him if I can borrow one of his feather boas not next weekend, but the weekend after?

If you're unsure you could ring beforehand and do the whole concerned consumer thing and check whether it's ok to exchange. The only trouble would be if the shop carried a different version of it to the one you have - not sure how that kind of thing works. You'd have to check first. Oh and if...

Well, Cilla and Les have just got back from Spain and it's all kicking off with Sally and Ian down at Davenports tonight. How far behind us are you?

Who was it? Come on we all want to laugh.

There's no shame in admitting you like to watch Coronation Street. It's no Emmerdale, but it gets extra points for not being set in Yorkshire.

Halo, I'm not sure if you have morals, but why not take it to a shop that you know sells the book and tell them someone bought it as a gift for you thus you don't have the receipt. Then explain the problem to them, and with a bit of luck they'll offer an exchange, faulty goods and all that...

In England we have a sport called football. It's quite popular amongst the chaps. And Irene Wilde (who is neither a chap nor English). The football teams tend to be named after towns and cities. Liverpool is a city . As is Chelsea. These can be located on your average map of England...

Rovers for the FA cup!