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Granted, but you're so famous and well-loved that your Sidekick is hacked and people relase all of your personal information, and those naughty pics you took with your boyfriend are among them... I wish I had ice cream right now...

I think she's an idiot looking for attention and she doesn't care how she gets it. She's no good, has never been any good, and is setting out to prove it. No one cares about her next record anymore and now she's acting out, proving to everyone including herself how stupid she is. And it's...

Happy birthday! Hope you liked your presents...

Oh, yes...because it is in the subjunctive. I kind of forgot. ...but I was closer. :p

It's not really adult chic lit, but as far as teenage chick lit goes, The Princess Diaries by Meg Cabot are actually quite entertaining. Nothing like the movie...which is evil, even more so because the books are so awesome. Mia is an intelligent teenager who is a vegetarian obsessed with Green...

Welcome! I'm not a teacher, but I once baby-sat and tutored five kids bewteen the ages of two and nine while their mother paid me only $2.50 an hour and wrote me bad checks...is that even close? :)

Greetings, and welcome to B&R. Novella ate all the crab dip, but I'm sure that we can get you some more.

This thread got really big during my absence. And yes, Vesp, your singing IS that bad. You'd better give me Invader Zim when you're done with it, because I like Gir too. And I hate Fall Out Boy. A.F.I. isn't on my favorite band list, but I like them. I only ahve their last two CD's...

I won't shred you either. The only person I've shredded is manuscript, and only because he kind of deserved it...but let's not kick a dead horse. Where is the other forum at? This is the first I've heard of it.

I'll take any opportunity to make fun of your Spanish, Vespertilio. I believe you were trying to say, "Adiosa. Espero que te mueres." And of course, I only left in the extra "A" on the first word because I know you like it there...

Just Insight would probably work best. Short title for short poem.

You should see the first-person narratives on fictionpress.net. It's pretty bad...well, actually, almost all of the work there is pretty bad. If you ever want a laugh, it's a good place to get one. Mary Sues galore.

I already preordered two copies--one for me and one for my brother--last time I went to Border's. I just want to make sure I don't get there and find out they're all sold out. I think I'll actually go up at midnight and get it for once. I'm very excited... ...you should come with me, Vesp. :(

I agree...I have too much respect for the authors I love to get copies illegally. They deserve to get paid for their work.

This reminds me of a scene from the Princess Bride. You know, the "he's only mostly dead" scene.

My trip is to be June 6. I will spend 4 days in London and 5 in Paris before returning home. Everything is officially official now...I'm waiting for my passport to show up. I expect that once I graduate I will also wind up living out of the country. Only I'll be in Egypt. Which makes no...

Wish granted. Now be sure to share with the rest of us...

I do try to expand to first-person narratives in short stories, but I find it too limiting in novels. Besides, I kind of like being able to carry on two storylines at once and jumping back and forth between them when I get bored with one. It keeps me from getting burned out sometimes.

The Reluctant God by Pamela Service. It was a fairly enjoyable read about the modern daughter of an Egyptologist meeting the teenaged son of an ancient Egyptian pharaoh. Then at the end they did this stupid explanation about how all gods worshipped by different cultures were the same. It made...

Yay indeed but I do not want to be forced to take my finals. Because finals SUCK. I'm on the phone with Vesp, and he says: "Hi. Actually that's not what he says. He says he's going into a rant and then he... *randomly starts singing* Oh, doctor, doctor..." Um....yeah....VESP! MY...