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you used the phrase "self publishing" 4 times during your post....yes, i actually counted. -B please don't call my doctor; he's away on vacation and he really needs the rest away from me...:(

mm mmm, tastes like Jude-alicious candy... he tastes just like a hot chocolate studmuffin :p with warm vanilla icing and whipped cream....caution to all those with high cholesterol....do not try this delicious (and cholesterol filled) piece of Jude....-B *sigh~* ;)

if we were to be friends.... would you be willing to fix this back up I have in my kitchen sink? (for no charge, of course :p ) ahh just kidding there mike. I don't know how you'd be able to service somebody in canada. :confused: it's always the rude hairy man who needs a shower that will be...

thats where Cleetus the pedophile takes the girls after he shoots paw. -B

cause i have no ideas...:rolleyes: -B lol but you're right...i'll let you guys do all the work :D

yes, where are the men? come on...surely the males have had that little thought inside them that goes, "Hey, he's sorta cute." at least once in their entire lives when they were sitting in a movie theater or watching TV (the all time favourite male past time :p) -B Now who is going to be...

so you're canadian? i thought you lived in tampa bay...-B (who is off in her own little world)

ok, so then... we canadians don;t appreciate being called "hosers", like you don't like being called a man. (if you are, then sorry, that must've hurt) -B

excuse me? matt damon is a horse. -B thank you....and I am through~!

down, davy, down! good boy....now let me talk to the nice lady you were trying to harass. townbear! if you are an attractive woman (or claims to be, and theres a lotta them :p) please don't say it over the internet, where any hacker could start growing this psychological obsession for your...

hell yeah! check out this site: www.brilliance.nu -B lotsa links, lotsa pics, lotsa jude (fresh and tasty, folks!) ;) but please, ignore the first pic you see, its not such a hot one :(

whoops! well ok, for what a hobbit actually is, its the creature frodo baggins from lord of the rings. (and dont let toby mess ya up!) -B

toby would punch ya for that... haha, in fact, he's probably sending townbear a long, desciptive (and mildly patronising, being the tolkein obsessed person he is) on the history, appearence and every single useless factoid about what a hobbit is. **shudder** watch out townbear....you're going...

eww! you actually thought about buying videos from richard simmons?!! you do know we're all kidding here....listen, i'm sorry, but that is NOT funny. -B in fact, you scare me. :( *hides in corner*

what the hell is a hoser? :confused: -B ;)

sean penn?!! ok, he may be able to play mentally challeged people (like Cleetus), but he is not Cleetus. I just have this picture of what Cleetus should look like, you know? Sorry, but looking at your resume and picture, spaz, I think you are Cleetus. -B

nice ava bookvenue

oh my god!!!! you forgot his lips!!! ok, spaz...you forgot the lips and ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!! :p -B

I am a human fudge bar ...that is the reason why i cannot go outside or make any contact with the outside world (except for immediate family members or doctors who come to examine *and nibble at* this amazing condition) I always kick the doctors in the head when they try to eat me, but they're...

mel gibson, she wrote haha i'm such an idiot i'm remebering all those stupid little shows i watched in the uk like "murder, she wrote" and this crazy anteater (or aadvark) called Otis who hosted his own show on a children's network. (he was a puppet, not real...don't worry :p ) i dunno about...