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Question: Is the coffin burried? If so, a crowbar may be useless. Tons of earth on top, six feet deep... that ordeal. A pine box coffin would be easy enough to break out of using a crowbar, although the limited space inside a coffin would handicap one's strength/agility. A modern coffin (if...

Kill anything killable. If you can't pull out the bloody red pen to cut a certain section, then rewrite to make it work.

Bloody brilliant!

I recommend Pi. We need more novels like this.

"Size matters not... mmmm...." - Yoda

The Stand, by Stephen King. A masterpiece.

I'll respond to these posts by quoting your signature line: I'm not telling anyone to stop reading, only suggesting readers to read. Skimming is for flat rocks across wet surfaces. The average novel is around 90-100,000 words. The authors of such novels have spent many laborous hours...

Skimming a book is an insult to the author. Read. Don't be lazy. Just read. If you don't like the book, stop reading.

to stop the bleeding

Another review: TCM Reviews

The short story by Proulx (sp?) was excellent. I haven't seen the movie yet.

I think they'd hack off "The" to match King's novel title.

I'd stab you with my fork.

Bunny suit: no. Birthday suit: yes. Shovel shined: no. Can I not find my shovel: yes.

Why are there two strange women at my door?

Sorry I'm late. I got a little tied up. And ball-gagged. And hand-cuffed. And... well, it's not important. Are these enough candles for the treatment, Ronny (I won't make the wax too hot)? If not, there's a truckload in my basement. Speaking of basements... have you seen my shovel? I think I...

I knew there was a pink ninja turtle!

Such as simply posting an image of a smiley eating popcorn (cough!--SFG--cough!) instead of posting helpful tidbits? :cool: The growing disrespect on this forum is one of the reasons why I seldom post here anymore. I could care less whether or not religion and / or politics becomes open...

Effect... or affect? :cool:

etc., etc., etc., etc.