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01 - 15: Yes, definately. 17 - 20: Yes. 16: No. People on this forum will abuse it. (Although, if it were in place, I would throw some positive karma Stewart's way for starting this thread; everything mentioned needs some serious consideration for this forum to develop)

I wouldn't mind becoming a mod, but most of you might; I'd let just about anything fly, because I have horrible (if any) morals, and view censorship is a "royally-fucked" idea. Also, one with two warnings to his name (if they still exist), would probably be frowned upon for moderator...

Guess who... Aquablue: a young Fitzgerald? I'll give you a hint: It's not Stephen King.

Anyone know the author of the short story "The Chain"? As far as I have researched, I cannot find his/her name. Stewart, were you able to make it through page one before shredding my story?

"Hi Sarah, I'm Jordan," Jordan says. or "Hi Sarah. I'm Jordan," Jordan says... or "Hi Sarah," Jordan says, "I'm Jordan." or [ Any mix of the above, as long as the punctuation works out ] "Um, I'm busy," she replies, pushing away his hand. "Hi Sarah, I'm Jordan," Jordan...

Are you expecting us to use present tense, or past tense... because the above bounces between the two.

Car crash, indeed...

Most of it, yeah. There's some good stuff in there, though.

I would have to say Lord of the Rings , since the entire work is simply a single novel, broken into three volumes. All the other Tolkien stuff is rubbish, although The Hobbit has merit.

Wow... I guess she did better than Steffee, though:

The story is there. It just needs some serious editing.

Print the spreadsheet out (right-side up), and flip the page (upside-down).

Just re-post your edited versions in the same thread... we won't mind.

Yes... it is like Woolf or Joyce... just with sooooommmme hiccups HICCUPS, or turrets, turrets! or something. Like "turrets", or something like that. Perhaps Hong Kong Hong Kong turrets.

I don't get numbers 1 through 11. How about number 12: whiners suffer the hell of a thousand deaths.

I appreciate it.

Have you yet had a chance to read this story?

I think Stewart said it all. I have nothing more to offer.

Why's he wearing a diaper on his head? Or is it simply a white cloth, covering an erection on top of his head?

Smurfette would know :eek: I wonder how many STDs she carried during her many years of prostitution. I bet she has herpies.