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Granted, but in doing so, you forget English, and for some reason are unable to learn it over. Then, the FBI believes you to be an illegal immigrant and sends you off to Mexico. You cannot get back and spend the rest of your life working in a clothing factory pushing a button for 10 pesos an...

In many Eastern European countries, they nod to say no and shake their head to say yes. (This has many useful qualities on how to confuse people! ;)) You use more water washing dishes by hand than you do in a dishwasher. Thinly cut french fries will have more calories than an equal weight...

Death is just the end of Life. Otherwise, nothing would live and the world would be a barren sulfuric wasteland. Yes, there is a Death; there must be. Death is just the next great adventure, because nobody knows what happens after that! Scratch that. Too optomistic! ;) What about...

Granted, but soon after you learn the present spelling, the English dictionary is revised to never have the word "mysteriously" spelled the same again. Instead it is spelled "misteriously." You then are promoted to the Scripps National Spelling Bee, and to win, you need to spell "misteriously"...

How'd you do that? :confused:

Granted, but when you get there, his ex-girlfriend shows up and beats you to a pulp. (wow I had fun imagining that ;)) I wish I had hi-speed internet instead of this dial-up crap!

I would change the fact that I have hemophilia because it sucks alot. Bleeding nonstop when you get seriously hurt and getting shots twice a week for it isn't very fun.

Not evil enough. *laughs maniacally* You should (if you wanted to kill it) ask her brother to let you come over for a while: HINT HINT! ;) and while she's nowhere around, place the dead thingy in her bed, right by her pillow. Much Much Better!

Yeah, I know, but most of friends are juniors, so I want to be with them. Granted, but you tell your husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend (I'm covering all possiblilities here!) that they are much too talkative, and they never speak to you again. Valkyrie, I would RATHER have no hair than...

Apparently, they are banned from the forum at the present time. I shall be presenting this to the moderators at once! :D And thank you very much, all of you for your comments. I appreciate all of them.

The Epic poem. Well, Valkyrie we need to work on it soon, but I beg of you: NO RHYMING! Too singsongy. I don't think serious topics can be presented if in verses. Sounds too much like little bitty kiddies chanting... Not just yours; everything I read with singsong-y verse and even my own...

Actually I did. This takes place in two times: first the past when the first two lines reopen, then in the present with the second pair. The narrator had the first two happen to him and the second two are happening to him then. The last line is a recollection. He realizes something that happened...

Crap, I did forget to delete that line. Here's the revised version... "Dreams," she said, "are exact destructions of mankind Seeming innocent, but a lie disguised In their neverending quest for soothing sounds." Only could I answer, "Not so far apart are we, and dreams not our...

"Dreams," she said, "are exact destructions of mankind. When was it," she cried, "when I last heard the innocents cry." Only could I answer, "Not too long ago, and dreams are not our demise." "Dreams lead to aspirations, Which in turn evolve into conflicts, Full war, And finally...

Thanks very much for those suggestions; however, I do not feel any of them to be suited to it. I don't want the poem straightforward, hence why I say nothing about what it really means. I want something mysterious, and I'm afraid that what you've all come up with, though very brilliant, are not...

Rock Concerts...going to a Hinder concert tomorrow! :D:D:D:D:D:D What is the most down-low dirty thing you've ever done?

Have fun figuring that out! :D Sizzzzle Sizzzle, thinks I. Yes, that book was slightly eye-opening. Okay, a little more than slightly! Conjoined twins: I really don't wanna think about it.

Granted, but you rush and get an F- and flunk out of AP Art! :D I wish I was a junior in high school.

The Sweetest Memory - Eighteen Visions

Can't decide between... This Celluloid Dream - AFI or Kiss and Control - AFI