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To sum it up, whilst at the same time trying not to be too crude, it means sex by mouth. Hope this helps. Here's another joke for you peeps. An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt...

I've read all of Judy Blumes books too. She was fantastic for teenagers I have to agree. I think they may all still be in my mums loft. Will have to ask her about this and see if can dig them out. I'm sure they will bring back very fond memories of my teens. :D

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I loved this film/ musical too. I used to watch it all the time but haven't seen it for a few years now. However, I still sing the songs from it occasionally. They just pop into my head. My boyfriend always tells me to shut up and stop singing. Not sure if that's down to the songs or my awful...

Not at all! LOL By the way, may I just say that I think your dream signifies that you secretly long to be a hero. i.e you rescuing your damsel in distress! ;)

Ahhhhhh! That's really lovely. Summed it up for me. Think I just fell in love! P.S Your English is excellent!

That is rather good Novella. It's even better than mine!

There was a young lady from London, Who fell in love with the Prince all of a sudden, And after all of these years, She still loves his ears, Let's hope they go live in the dungeon! :D Think I should have been a professional poet! ;)

Okay I'm about to put up a post that will probably shock you all. And that is, that in my twenty four years I have never ever been to a concert. Sad I know. It's not because I never wanted to go to any, I just never got round to it. Either to busy or no money at the time etc. If I was to go to...

Apparantly in the scientific world, black and white are not actually classed as colours. But to me, to look at they are definatly colours. Not very helpful I know. Just putting my two pence worth in! :p

I also like to read in a hot relaxing bath. Only trouble is I'm quite short. 5ft1" so I find it uncomfortable to lay back, as my head and feet don't quite touch the ends. Instead I sit in the bath width ways, my head resting against the wall and my legs dangling over the edge. Sounds very...

I mostly read in bed at night to help me get to sleep, but I also find it lovely and cosy on the sofa on a sunday afternoon under a duvet and eating a bag of salt & vinegar crisps. My favourite time of the week.

I think you hit the nail on the head there Halo.

There were so many they are too boring to remember, but there are two that stick in my mind. 'Tess of the Durbervilles' and 'Good night Mr Tom.' When we first began reading 'Tess' I so didn't get it, but as we battled on and the teacher explained it, I felt myself really getting into it and as...

There are so many great actresses and actors out there it's hard to choose, so I'll choose my favourite british one's. Hugh Grant and Keira Knightly. Also Colin Firth and Kate Winslet. Although I've recently taken a shine to Matthew Mc....... whatever his name is and I"ve liked Josh Hartnet for...

Rumour has it they are both going to apoligise for their wicked sins of the past during their wedding. Don't know if they have to do this, or if they are just trying to win the approval of the public. A lot of people over here don't agree with the wedding at all. To be honest it doesn't bother...

Actually now you mention it I've just realised that I'm the only person in my family who really reads. :eek: My mum reads occasionally but not very often where as I read everyday, but apart from that I don't think I've ever seen anyone else in my family even pick up a book. No wonder they're...

And one more..... SiX TYPES OF SEX SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the...

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone...