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Thanks for that - I hadn't realised it had a lot of errata

Upsize it, it's simple enough to do.

I like both these, and have found "The Happy Hooker" to be the only crochet book i've ever understood.

Why is there no incredibly angry smilie? I want Freya to know that I am now an ANGRY BADGERCHOPS OF DOOM!

Litany was right! You're a thief! I did write that poem all by myself without any help from a growed up and now you've stoled it!

Freya, what a delightful welcome! Do you welcome all complete strangers who have never before clapped eyes on your silky soft beard in this way? And Litany, why are you trying to claim credit for someone elses poems? Seems a bit mean really. Why do you try and write one of your own? I'm...

Sea views? You didn't mention them earlier. I shall be round later to check the place out, see if it's within commuting distance of work.

Well quite. It would be a great leap of faith on my part to rent a country from a total stranger who I have only just met tonight. Just out of curiosity, would the tenancy agreement allow me to bring my menagerie?

Hmmm, I think I can probably get a better deal on Iceland. It's owner has offered me it for 45 a week, all bills included and as much fish as I want to throw at my neighbouring countries.

I may be a humble new person, who has never seen your superb loveliness before, but I would be interested in this rental. Does it include council tax and all bills?