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Going to Disney World to listen to some Christian bands and have fun :)

I used to think that anyone could become president of the USA. I thought that it was customary for anyone to duck when a police officer drove by. But this was just my mom hiding me from the cops. I used to think everything had a set price to it, so i would try to memorize how many bills my...

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Can anyone post a link to a site that provides some good, scholarly literary criticisms and analyzations? Please don't say sparknotes or monkeynotes or anything along those lines. I need some essays or something like that for The Inferno and for A portrait of the artist as a young man . I'd...

"NIPPLES", say it with me..."NIPPLES"...Mmmmm, you love them and I got them. Six and a half to be exact, but who's counting apart from Oprah? She was a vagina anyway...

:D I love it :D And therefore must employ this tactic at some point in the future

... I sigh, knowing that I will never fully understand the shallow depths of male humor...

Ugh, don't be such a smart-aleck. Yes. I did see it. Wasn't a big deal. That other thread is stupid... :rolleyes:

No! This is not perfection! Perfection means not being human! And if she's perfect, then so am I! :p :mad: :p :mad: :p :mad: :p :mad: :p :mad: :p :mad: :p :mad:

I would invest! Not in the time share, but in a pack of feral cats let loose in the area. And get paid behind-the-scenes from the resident doctor for booming his practice, which had been a little skimpy because the population had been so fit. What's your method for dealing with annoying...

Hire someone! That's the way to go! What sweetener do you use? Sugar? Splenda? Sweet & Low? Equal?

Dude I know! It's just so cool! :p Oh and as a side note, I must say I gave one of those female "awwww"'s after I saw how cute you and your kids look together! :D

Now now, don't start judging immediately. There were only a couple of guy perpetrating the practical joke. They didn't get the message of what the retreat was supposed to be about, but most of the other people did. It's only a minority of people who give the whole group a bad name... I...

Since I like peas a lot for no reason, I eventually liked peanuts for no reason. I don't even particularly care to eat either of them. one day I called my friend peanut, and she had a peanut shell drop on her head from out of a tree, probably from a bird. So, what the heck, I might as well...

Not to stray off the topic, some of my worst qualities, or self-perceived flaws, would be my laziness and procratination, having feelings of superiority over people, and, in some cases, saying things just for shock value, which happens when I cannot think of anything else to say. Not good for...

I love that. That however, is disgusting. And you know, it also reminds me of a story about another guy... I was in a hotel with some people from my church, with the guys and girls having separate rooms. The girls would talk and laugh together, and we even prayed the rosary a couple times...

Usually, I enjoy my coffee iced and containing about 50% milk, plus 2 packets of sweet&low. I don't usually ever drink it hot, unless I have hot chocolate mix added to it. Yum! :p

Pepsi, I think...there is a difference, right? birds or gerbils?

I can see some benefit to getting uniforms, I usually only wear a t-shirt and jeans anyway, but my friend wears vintage skirts and peticoats, so she would feel suffocated and depressed if there was a mandatory uniform. There is huge economic variety at my school, ranging from millionaire kids...

Oh, and as for shoes, I think only open-backed shoes are not allowed (to prevent injury while walking in a packed hallway) and stilletto heels ( they get stuck in the doormats) :p