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Call the police? Who? Someone offering cheap steaks off the back of a track, who probably hasn't got a license to sell meat, meat is not refrigerated and probably has not been slaughtered in a legal abattoir or has passed any health checks?

You could say you are interested and then let your dog have a go at the meat. I am sure they won't call again.

Are you sure? I thought Sergo's was longer.

No, they go door to door here. I always say I am not allowed to vote and they evaporate :D

I hang up on all of them. I don't care if they are talking. And I have other methods for the most persistent door callers to make sure they will not pester me again.

Have you ever had one of those that is tape recorded message instead of a person? Here they started a few months ago and it's usually a female with an American accent.

Too much popcorn lately. Care for some Bombay mix instead?

All the best, prairie girl. The pictures are beautiful but, I don't know if my eyes are going bad or if I missed some of the pictures. You said something about Caroline's black and white t-shirt and all I see is a blue top

Welcome to the forum

Welcome to the forum

When I was at school, I said it would be more useful to replace cemeteries with crops, so bodies could serve as fertiliser and almost got killed by my classmates. Now, a traditional funeral will do for me. People dropping in for the wake, hard drinking for two solid days (and nights) while...

everything sorted then. I will drive the hefty bag to Ohio as soon as I learn to drive. All we need now is the date. Leckert?

No need. You can use a baseball bat or a hockey stick. Maybe leckert prefers caribou antlers

I've never spanked a dead bottom. Wouldn't it hurt my hand?

Colonel Bill is dead

Or worse. Jenn ask him where are the stitches, but he never answered.

He is a guy with stitches

People who phone or knock at your door trying to sell something, mostly electric/ double glazing/paving your drive

I say the dots but how do you make them invisible?

'cause you made him laugh