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Fucking typical.

Novella wants an enema!

We want an enema! All together now....

The soundtrack to AOP13 has just been rereleased - I don't think it's ever been available in the UK. Go here for some great samples: http://www.moviegrooves.com/shop/assaultonprecinct13.htm

I try. God how I try. I'm glad you approved.

Thank you novella. Writing the poem brought it all back to me and I too felt a little moisture in my eye. If oly I'd kicked her arse harder. Or sooner. Or more than once.

I think the theme from Assault on Precinct 13 only has two notes. But beautifullt arranged. PS In honour of the return of Irene Wilde I have posted a romantic love poem on the writers showcase.

I knew that things were going wrong I felt it in my gut, I welcomed you into my heart You kept yours tightly shut, So why don’t you just **** off and die, You lying, cheating, drunken, slut. You said that I didn’t understand Now that was pretty rich, From a girl who once had read a...

Whenever I watch AOP13 the soundtrack stays in my head for weeks afterwards. I've never found it on record though. Even if the film wasn't so brilliant the soundtrack would earn Carpenter a place in my pantheon.

Actually I'm a 12 year old girl. I was just fooling with that profile.

Goddamn. I usually accuse people of being disrespectful to theit elders but you're actually a respectable age.

we're all gonna read as a family, because it's normal! You're going to beat the shit out of each other while you read? Or was that just my family.

I'm a cranky, in the prime of my life, fart. Actually.

I realise this might be a nerw concept for an American but try looking in a dictionary. You might be a bloody student but I'm not a bloody schoolteacher.

I'm not a bitter old coot; I'm a curmudgeonly old geezer.

I just always presumed I was because I have such a good comlection. Only sinners get acne.

You wouldn't be the first to try. And you wouldn't be the first to end up with broken arms.

I won't go to hell. I'm pure at heart.

You'r so new to this site. Everyone knows I'm nearly sixty.

And when I say hair's breadth it may actually be a rabbit's breadth.