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    Utch-nay on da Kibble-lay.

    In my mind I'm thinking..."Hmmm, now how exactly does an enema, located in a colon, suck a thumb?".
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    PG-13 Boundary - An Implosion

    ^ It wasn't me. It was Shaggy.
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    Mein Kampf, by Adolph Hitler, in school libraries?

    That's all very nice...but I have absolutely nothing against you being forthright with me. You simply didn't understand my post, so I corrected you. No harm done. Let's move on. However, you do seem to contradict yourself quite a bit...in one sentence you are telling me to forget about...
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    Post a Picture!

    Listen up! I have no idea how to post a photo...please help.
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    Utch-nay on da Kibble-lay.

    Thanks enema...I try, god-damn-it! I try! You'll have to give me some time though...my brain is all poetreed out right now...
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    Utch-nay on da Kibble-lay.

    Ou Be, this is a beautiful opening passage! It brought tears to me 'eye-balls' - ha ha! Nice one! I love the word play here...it all sounds so flolloppy. Peculiarly poignant. Genius! You sound almost forlorn in your questioning of the use in whining. Great! A heady mix of a...
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    Mein Kampf, by Adolph Hitler, in school libraries?

    I should apologise...I'm sorry...From now on, I shall lower the required reading age for my posts, just to suit you. You're welcome. You complain about 'convulated posts', yet are also angry when things are made simple...strange. As for the meaning of 'dictates', I've been very kind and found...
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    J.D. Salinger: The Catcher In The Rye

    Someone that acts a certain way simply to please people - a sychophant- or just behaviour that makes him feel a little queasy...
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    How To Grow The Forum

    Either you are being intentionally contradictory or you have used a very misguided example to illustrate your point. The 'not thinking about anything', the 'relaxing and accepting the satus quo', the 'embracing of the dumbing-down' and the 'becoming part of the machine' are all exactly opposite...
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    How To Grow The Forum

    So we all carry on living in a rubber ball, scared of a little friction, but content with multiple smiley faces? Do you not think that by having a politics and religion area it would allow members to relax and know that if they want to talk shop they can, without the threat of immediate...
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    "The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay" by Michael Chabon

    Kavalier and Clay is a very good book. Wonder Boys is good too. The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, despite being a good book, was a little too gay for my licking...did I just type 'licking'?!? I meant 'liking'...**** Freud...
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    Utch-nay on da Kibble-lay.

    Nice, bobbyb...nice. Now, I see why it took you so long to respond. If anyone else thinks I'm The G.O.A.T., please state your reasons and and offer-up some superlatives that I can frame and place on my mantlepiece. 'Mantlepiece' is a weird word...
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    Jane Austen

    You type a note to yourself!?!?!?!?! Weird... I can state my opinion any which way I like. I get a little bored of repitition repitition repitition repitition, etc.
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    Jane Austen

    Yawn...semantics.
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    revisions in limbo

    Bobbyb, you bugger! I'm gonna comment on your latest master-work as long as you comment on my own piece of genius...deal? You remind me of an early Joyce mixed with what that guy from thingamejigg wrote about wotsit... I like this: This is nice: And this makes me think "Oooo...
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    Jane Austen

    Ooo...Bold type! I understood it all! Which part of 'Teenage titillation for the non-testosteroned' didn't you understand? I had to read them because they were part of my course. You should try Thomas Hardy - he's like Austen, but with bells between his legs.
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    Jane Austen

    For my sins, I've read Pride And Prejudice, Emma, Sense and Sensibility and Bridget Jones. They're all the same.
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    Jane Austen

    ^ My reasons exactly... Teenage titillation for the non-testosteroned.
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    Utch-nay on da Kibble-lay.

    More genius from my fingers... 'Odontoglossum Harryanum' was once a thing I eye-balled. Now it's time has past and Seasons morph, From clouded sky to sunny rays, The light in my eyes forever shall never fade. To rhyme with no reason maketh no foot, So to boot the crap and eat thyself...
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    Jane Austen

    Jane Austen's novels are for girls.
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