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The Illiterate Messiah of Illiterate Literature Puking a Poem at You a poem by his Excellency the Grand Illiterate Messiah of Illiterate Literature: Wolf Larsen Warning: some sexual imagery you have been warned! I will now puke a new poem at you! The sea of craziness in my testicles is a...

Never Mind the Red White & Blue! My Colors are Black Brown & White! My Colors are All of You! An epic poem by Wolf Larsen The poem begins in an up-and-down rhythm with a slave ship going up and down in a stormy sea, the poem rattles & BANGS & creeks with the sounds of chains BANGING and the...

The Orgy of Pigs & Elephants & Asses at Uncle Sam's Whorehouse part six of the musical by Wolf Larsen Then a bunch of space aliens jump on stage and announce: "You goddamn humans have fucked up the planet big time! But we have come here to save you with a new line of personal toiletries like...

Liberal Poopsy-Doddley-Do & Conservative Poopsy-Doodle-Dee a prose poem by Wolf Larsen The President of the United States of America was shitting McDonald's hamburgers onto the assembly line while Ronald McDonald the clown was standing alongside of him and clapping and screaming out...

An All-American Man Having an All-American Experience a short story by Wolf Larsen The pains in his lower abdomen area had been going on for months when Mark decided he finally had to do something. The pains just kept getting worse and worse. But there was a problem: he had no medical...

Brainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-Tooners Shoving Their Religion Down Everybody Else’s Throats a Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen I'm not concerned with the afterlife! I'm trying to avoid the afterlife as long as possible! I'm kissing my bosses'...

A Kid Learns about Banks a short story by Wolf Larsen Once upon a time a kid named Johnny helped his father around the house painting walls and other things like that. Johnny learned some useful things, and even better yet his father gave him a little money for his work! His father asked...

Their Crimes a Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen They invented the atomic bomb They tested their new weapon of mass destruction on the people of Hiroshima & Nagasaki They escalated the war in Vietnam They enslaved the black people They smash unions They steal pensions...

"FIRE!" a short story by Wolf Larsen The crowd of protesters, some of them veterans, stood facing the soldiers. The crowd of protesters saw a row of machine guns pointed at them. One of the protesters yelled out, "I'M A VETERAN! I WAS A SOLDIER, JUST LIKE YOU! ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO...

"Hey Hey B.O., How Many Kids Did You Kill Today?!" a Neo-SocialRealist poem by Wolf Larsen It's like Barack Obama flying over Pakistan & Afghanistan and dropping drone bombs on families & civilians! Hey hey B.O., how many kids did you kill today?! And now that the military has the right...

Sex Ed a short story by Wolf Larsen It was the first day of our sex ed class in high school in some typical American city. Many of us were hoping we were about to learn what we had been doing wrong all these years. Some – who had become pregnant along the way – were no longer with us...

“Hey, You Got Some Spare Change Mr. President?” A Neo-SocialRealist poem by Wolf Larsen It's like the white liberals & the black nationalists & the rest of the new-“left”-overs kissing the ass of the Commander-in-Chief! It's like we're in the soup kitchen era again! And now they’re...

Dong Dong Dong! A poem by Wolf Larsen She was as reversed as a gh-jik-lomp! Flew like a used tire on a flying somewhere! But she had no Deeeroooonnng Klipeeteee Ding Ding Ding Ding! And that’s why Beeeeerooooooong dooopeetee Dong Dong Dong! And now it’s...

A Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ist Manifesto by Wolf Larsen 1) Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Zippity-Boppity-Hoppity-Sing! 2) Tomorrow is the zip-zap-zing that we should all bop about!! 3) The time has come to hoppity-hop and Bopity-bop and Doo-doo everywhere! 4) Doo-doo is the...

That Foul Smell on the Waterfront a short story by Wolf Larsen (I worked as a longshoreman for 10 years. This story is based on an actual experience. There is one big difference between this story and reality: in reality the dialogue would contain four letter words in nearly every sentence.)...

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop a poem by Wolf Larsen Woooooooooow! Heeeeeeeeey! Oh my schnocks! Schneeepadeeee, whooopaaaaaaaaa!! Wow zip! Wow zip! Who can the who? Who? Fliiiiiinngggg! Flaaaa! Schnoooooooooooopa! Pa-pa! Really wow!! Dooling and ka-nipppitttyyyy!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha...

GENERAL STRIKE, or an American abroad a short story by Wolf Larsen (Based on a personal experience) He woke up. Where was he? The sun was out already! It's so quiet... He looked around him, he was in a cheap hotel room. What was he doing here? Oh yeah he remembered – he was on vacation...

The New Social Realism An interview with Wolf Larsen (for Albrecht Durer – yes I interviewed myself – yippee!) Question: So what's up with this new writing style Wolf? Wolf Larsen: Partly I was getting tired of my former writing style. It was a blast at first! That run-on sentence that...

Patriotic Duty A short story by Wolf Larsen The fancy sports car pulled up to the curb. An older man in hip clothes and a younger woman in a sexy dress get out of the car. She is his "girlfriend" or maybe his granddaughter, it's kind of hard to tell. As they're walking towards a...

A Terrorist Bombing a short story by Wolf Larsen It is a humble home in Afghanistan. The husband and wife and their three children (ages 13, 11, & 9) are all sitting down to eat. The youngest son is yelling and laughing loudly about something. "Can we have a moment of quiet please?" asks...