Fed_Da_Man
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I didn't write this and the guy that did only wrote one scene but I think he's really onto something here.
Hotdog Stall of the Dead
Scene 1: ext Bridlington Hypermarket, camera slowly zooms in on a hotdog stall and its attendant vendor, Victor Daninsky. A smartly dressed man approaches the stall.
Man: How much are the hotdogs?
Daninsky: £1.50, guv.
Man: Very reasonable. They don't have any unfortunate side-effects being that they are so reasonably priced, do they?
Daninsky: Oh, no. Not at all sir (cheap Casio keyboard chord chimes)
Man: Then I'll take one, by God, I'll take one.
Smartly dressed man is given a hotdog, pays his money and exuents screen left. Daninsky looks directly into the camera with the faintest twitch of a smile.
Hotdog Stall of the Dead
Scene 1: ext Bridlington Hypermarket, camera slowly zooms in on a hotdog stall and its attendant vendor, Victor Daninsky. A smartly dressed man approaches the stall.
Man: How much are the hotdogs?
Daninsky: £1.50, guv.
Man: Very reasonable. They don't have any unfortunate side-effects being that they are so reasonably priced, do they?
Daninsky: Oh, no. Not at all sir (cheap Casio keyboard chord chimes)
Man: Then I'll take one, by God, I'll take one.
Smartly dressed man is given a hotdog, pays his money and exuents screen left. Daninsky looks directly into the camera with the faintest twitch of a smile.