I saw this elsewhere and though I'd share it here:
At a concert when someone behind you starts recording a video with flash turned on.
When you look up the name of a hot girl in a music video and discover she is a porn star.
When you're trying to catch up on a funny story at a party but people take turns telling you parts of the story.
When someone points and touches your laptop screen.
You're trying to eat Jello and see a velociraptor behind your brother.
When you overhear someone talking about you.
When you get off the internet "for a day" but end up back on 10 minutes later.
A disturbing link is described in full detail, but you click anyway.
When you see two kids eating Jello.
When you're walking home drunk.
You adjust the temperature too much during the morning shower.
Your ex, that you split up two years ago, messages you on Facebook "just to say hi."
Your leg suddenly cramped up before you woke up.
You're out with your girlfriend and she sees one of her friends.
At a concert when someone behind you starts recording a video with flash turned on.
When you look up the name of a hot girl in a music video and discover she is a porn star.
When you're trying to catch up on a funny story at a party but people take turns telling you parts of the story.
When someone points and touches your laptop screen.
You're trying to eat Jello and see a velociraptor behind your brother.
When you overhear someone talking about you.
When you get off the internet "for a day" but end up back on 10 minutes later.
A disturbing link is described in full detail, but you click anyway.
When you see two kids eating Jello.
When you're walking home drunk.
You adjust the temperature too much during the morning shower.
Your ex, that you split up two years ago, messages you on Facebook "just to say hi."
Your leg suddenly cramped up before you woke up.
You're out with your girlfriend and she sees one of her friends.
