Where is she?

[Litany]

I know she came this way. There's no point in covering for her.

Cheers.

 

[hay82]

Last time I saw her she was in Martin's arms. Try looking there.

 

[Litany]

Who's Martin?

Cheers.

 

[novella]

Ahoy matey! Haven't seen a pirate round these parts for donkey's years. What news of foreign climes?

 

[Litany]

Well, there's a little light rain in Krakow.

 

[Crystal]

LITANY!!!!! YOU WENCH, YOU ARE COMING BACK??!!!! WOW.

so, where have you been, huh? hehe

 

[dele]

I'm so glad to see you!!!!! *hugs*

 

[Thelma]

Welcome

Welcome back, pirate! where have you been, on the sea, I guess.

 

[mr_michel]

glad to see my favorite wench is back

i would tell you, but if i do she might try to poke my eye with a needle

 

[RainbowGurl]

I know she came this way. There's no point in covering for her.

Cheers.

I wondered where you got to...I'm still hanging around the old book forum

 

[Litany]

glad to see my favorite wench is back

So I'm your favourite now, am I? That's not what you said the other day.

 

[Freya]

He loves me the best. He said it. He said, 'Freya I loves you the best cos you is well good at the beer innit'.

 

[Litany]

He loves me the best. He said it. He said, 'Freya I loves you the best cos you is well good at the beer innit'.

You are very cruel to me considering how we are completely unknown to each other. You should be kinder to strangers, you never know when you'll accidentally marry one.

Oh Mr Michel, why hast thou forsaken me? Oh Mr Michel, will we ever be on first name terms?

 

[Freya]

We may be unknown to one another, however you remind me of a young slut I used to go to school with. She used to stand in the playground near the big tree and pull her skirt up to show the boys her knickers. And she used to let the boys catch her during kiss-catch. Unfortunately the little hussy perished in a tragic sand pit accident and she isn't around for me to be mean to. But you'll do.

 

[RainbowGurl]

We may be unknown to one another, however you remind me of a young slut I used to go to school with. She used to stand in the playground near the big tree and pull her skirt up to show the boys her knickers. And she used to let the boys catch her during kiss-catch. Unfortunately the little hussy perished in a tragic sand pit accident and she isn't around for me to be mean to. But you'll do.

Oh my gosh *Stays out of the argument*

 

[Litany]

he used to stand in the playground near the big tree and pull her skirt up to show the boys her knickers.

Yes. That does sound like me. It also explains your hostility. Clearly you have knicker envy.

 

[Freya]

Can't possibly be true, as I always wear manties. Always.

 

[Litany]

With the pretty blue roses? I hear they're really roomy in the crotch.

 

[Freya]

They are. Plenty of room for me to carry a mid-morning snack.

 

[Litany]

A nice ham?