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Eloquently put!![]()
You know, if we could borrow the Tardis from the Doctor, it translates all languages into English English or is it Irish English (I think David Tennant is Irish) ... anyway, then we could take care of that Finnish issue.
I wonder if it would translate all my Elfish stuff too??
Oh, and just because that spray paint on the Taj Mahal IS in Elfish .... doesn't prove a thing!!!
Word by word translation from a language to another is rarely a pleasant read.![]()
Then spray painting the Taj Mahal may have been an elfless gesture.
Maybe you should spray paint a Seven Elven. They're missing an e.
But I think that store is already green ... hmmm.
Oh, and I was wrong; David Tennant is Scottish. I don't think I should spray paint the Tardis, it is, after all, a police box too.
Of course none of this means I admit to spray painting anything in the first place ....
you needn't admit to anything. I've solved the case. You were going out to paint the town green one night, and you unwittingly mistook your spray can as hair spray. It is your habit to carry both in your purse when painting the town green, and so you wouldn't notice the mistake until later. And although you dyed your hair to get the green out, I could see by your number of posts that you were still green behind the ears. So your pointy ears have politely pointed out your guilt, like a dark cloud that loomed over you. But I do not wish to flood the prisons, and so I will not turn you in.
HAIR SPRAY??? Elves NEVER use hair spray !!!
Out of the BAR members, who are the writers? I'm interested in seeing who are the ones working on short stories, their novel perhaps. What sort of material are you writing? Fiction? Non fiction?
How do you rate your ability too? It's always interesting to see how people think about their work...
a Rabelasian, picaresque novel that seems to be a case of magic realism, and is about religion and is full of plenty of perfectly pornographic sex.