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1002 Things To Do with a bobbyburns
(as promised, a forum-exclusive excerpt from the eponymous soon-to-be released bestseller)
Lots of homes have an old bobbyburns tucked away somewhere, hidden by grandpa perhaps, or smuggled into the house under cover of darkness. Maybe you have even considered disposing of it. Do not. A bobbyburns, while not entirely useful in its original form, can be adapted to many reuses. So let’s dig up that old bobbyburns and see what we can do!!
For the tidy homemaker!
bobbyburns lint brush
Cover the upper portion of the bobbyburns with masking tape, making sure to keep the sticky side facing out. To remove lint, wipe any surface with the sticky half of the bobbyburns.
For the avid gardener!
bobbyburns slug trap
Fill the bobbyburns with beer and set it in a deep hole in the ground near your slug problem, making sure to keep the mouth open and level with the ground surface. The happy slugs with fall into the bobbyburns and drown in beer. Fun for all!
For the winter X-treme sportsman!
bobbyburns toboggan
Not much fuss with this one. Just run a good piece of rawhide through the bobbyburns head and secure. Lay it flat on an icy slope and jump on. Can double as a bobbyburns snowboard. Great on packed powder.
For the big eater!
bobbyburns-Pineapple Pizza aka Scottish-Hawaiian Pie
Roll out your dough, throw some sauce on. Put some of that yellow cheddar on there. Spread the bobbyburns evenly over the pie. Sprinkle with chunks of canned pineapple. Bake until bubbly. MMMMmmmmm.
Stay tuned for more tips!!
(as promised, a forum-exclusive excerpt from the eponymous soon-to-be released bestseller)
Lots of homes have an old bobbyburns tucked away somewhere, hidden by grandpa perhaps, or smuggled into the house under cover of darkness. Maybe you have even considered disposing of it. Do not. A bobbyburns, while not entirely useful in its original form, can be adapted to many reuses. So let’s dig up that old bobbyburns and see what we can do!!
For the tidy homemaker!
bobbyburns lint brush
Cover the upper portion of the bobbyburns with masking tape, making sure to keep the sticky side facing out. To remove lint, wipe any surface with the sticky half of the bobbyburns.
For the avid gardener!
bobbyburns slug trap
Fill the bobbyburns with beer and set it in a deep hole in the ground near your slug problem, making sure to keep the mouth open and level with the ground surface. The happy slugs with fall into the bobbyburns and drown in beer. Fun for all!
For the winter X-treme sportsman!
bobbyburns toboggan
Not much fuss with this one. Just run a good piece of rawhide through the bobbyburns head and secure. Lay it flat on an icy slope and jump on. Can double as a bobbyburns snowboard. Great on packed powder.
For the big eater!
bobbyburns-Pineapple Pizza aka Scottish-Hawaiian Pie
Roll out your dough, throw some sauce on. Put some of that yellow cheddar on there. Spread the bobbyburns evenly over the pie. Sprinkle with chunks of canned pineapple. Bake until bubbly. MMMMmmmmm.
Stay tuned for more tips!!