ask bobby something

[Freya]

Oh no - straight from frozen.

 

[bobbyburns]

yeah, eat it right out of the box, watercrystal.

 

[Freya]

Crunchy crunchy crunch. All the best things go Crunch.

 

[Freya]

Bobby - I have a question. What is it with you and tabasco sauce?

 

[bobbyburns]

it keeps your dick hard all night.

 

[Cathy C]

Do you drink it or rub it? Enquiring minds want to know!

 

[bobbyburns]

neither. you stick it up your ass. all the blood goes to your center.

 

[Freya]

Heaven knows how you happened upon that rare delight. Do you think I'd have an erection if I shoved some up my arse?

 

[bobbyburns]

what is there that could possibly become erect?

 

[RaVeN]

Have you been keeping a secret from me, Freya?


RaVeN

 

[Freya]

what is there that could possibly become erect?

You need me to explain that to you?

 

[Freya]

Well, in the name of science I've just had a bit of a dabble with the ol' tabsaco sauce, and whilst it made my nipples very pointy, nothing much else happened.

 

[mr_michel]

Well, in the name of science I've just had a bit of a dabble with the ol' tabsaco sauce, and whilst it made my nipples very pointy, nothing much else happened.

did you open the bottle?

 

[warm_enema]

Take your shoes off.

 

[bobbyburns]

Well, in the name of science I've just had a bit of a dabble with the ol' tabsaco sauce, and whilst it made my nipples very pointy, nothing much else happened.

that's my dirty, dirty girl.

 

[Freya]

So, bobby, any other experiments with the human body you'd like to share with us?

 

[bobbyburns]

do a google search for "goatse". I dare you.

****, I'm gonna go vomit now.

 

[Freya]

Wow, it's amazing the things the human body's capable of.

 

[bobbyburns]

on a different note ... morihei ueshiba, the founder of aikido, could dodge bullets at close range.

 

[Freya]

The Art of Peace... it'll never take off.