JOKE: Short and very silly

[Ellie82]

how do you make a bandstand?


take their chairs away..


HAHAHAHAHA...why isn't anyone laughing?

The real groaners are the best! Talking of groaners....

This is the first joke my boyfriend ever told me:

"What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh, lay!!"

So bad, it's funny, don't you think?

 

[Ronny]

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

 

[KristoCat]

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

heeheeheehee...

 

[nighthawk]

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A. A brick layer!

Well, it made me laugh *chuckle*

 

[nighthawk]

Q. How do you make an egg laugh?
A. Tell it a yolk.

Q. How do you make a hot dog stand?
A. Steal its chair.

 

[nighthawk]

Ok, just one more...

Q. What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
A. Sleep somewhere else.

 

[Wabbit]

LOL I like that. Very silly

It reminds of the old Groucho Marx joke "Yesterday I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. I have no idea what it was doing in my pyjamas"

 

[leckert]

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?


A: "Robin, get in the car."

 

[leckert]

Q: What did the baker say when the muffin said it was too hot in the oven?



A: "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"

 

[clueless]

Knock, knock

Who is there?

Doctor

Doctor who?

 

[Ronny]

Q: What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
A: Dam!

 

[nighthawk]

Q. How does a pig go to hospital?
A. In a hambulance.

I know, I know, even I gave a groan

 

[Ronny]

Q: What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A: A Nervous Wreck.

 

[Wabbit]

Q:What's Mary short for?

A:She's got no legs!

 

[ricky]

these jokes are HYSTERICAL!! good times, good times...

 

[Ronny]

Q: What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
A: Sanka.

 

[Catalyst]

"What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh, lay!!"

I laughed for a while with that one

Whats the last thing a fly see's when a car is coming towards it..?

Its ass.

 

[MonkeyCatcher]

Just a few more groan-worthy jokes

Q: What do you call a fly with no legs?
A: A walk

Q: What do african elephants have big ears?
A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom

There are two cows standing in a field and one turns to the other and goes, "Hey, have you heard that Mad Cow Disease is sweeping the country? Arn't you scared that you'll get it?". The other cow turns to him and goes, "Nah, mate, I've got nothing to worry about. I'm a helicopter".

 

[Ronny]

Q:Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
A:Because They Have Big Fingers.

 

[honeydevil]

what is blue and orange?