New Writer

[Stewart]

I used them because I can't remember if Tugger was a he or a she. But, tugger would normally imply a guy. Probably a sci-fi or fantasy guy.

 

[third man girl]

I used them because I can't remember if Tugger was a he or a she. But, tugger would normally imply a guy. Probably a sci-fi or fantasy guy.

He was a he. Definitely a he. And fantasy. Definitely fantasy.

Why are we having this weird conversation?

TMG

 

[Stewart]

Why are we having this weird conversation?

I don't know. I was just curious as to why you'd vanished last year.


By the way, in case you hadn't noticed, I was called Mile-O-Phile back then.

 

[third man girl]

I don't know. I was just curious as to why you'd vanished last year.


By the way, in case you hadn't noticed, I was called Mile-O-Phile back then.

Mile-O! How are you? Is it raining in Glasgow? It's soooooooo gloomy here.

Are you still writing Poetry (ouch - bad word!)?

TMG

 

[Ice]

I was wondering if you had worked out that Stewart was Mile-O.

Have you written any more poetry in your absence TMG?

 

[Stewart]

How are you?

I'm fine, to a degree. Less work = more fine.

Et tu?

Is it raining in Glasgow? It's soooooooo gloomy here.

It probably is. I'm in Greenock at the moment and, while there's no rain, it is dull, damp, and horrible. There was rain earlier and I don't doubt there'll be more in the hour. The only amazing thing is that I can see, from my window, across the Clyde to the distant mountains wrapped in gloomy grey swirls.

Are you still writing Poetry?

I've been trying to although there hasn't been anything for a while. I bought Stephen Fry's The Ode Less Travelled to try and get me back into the practice. I'm writing at the moment, just short stories, but dull jobs numb creativity so it feels good just being able to put words on pages.

 

[third man girl]

I was wondering if you had worked out that Stewart was Mile-O.

No! I hadn't. He fooled me by refraining from being cheeky when he answered my question about signatures. *Joke*

Have you written any more poetry in your absence TMG?

Yes. But I deleted it ALL in a fell swoop of misery three weeks ago.

TMG

 

[third man girl]

I'm fine, to a degree. Et tu?

Sorry - I don't understand Swahili. *giggle*

It probably is. I'm in Greenock at the moment and, while there's no rain, it is dull, damp, and horrible. There was rain earlier and I don't doubt there'll be more in the hour.

Yep. You're right. I can see it heading your way.

The only amazing thing is that I can see, from my window, across the Clyde to the distant mountains wrapped in gloomy grey swirls.

Romantic Bonnie Scotland, huh?

I've been trying to although there hasn't been anything for a while

Ahh. You need inspiration? Hmmmmmm... *wicked grin*

TMG

 

[Stewart]

Yep. You're right. I can see it heading your way.

Romantic Bonnie Scotland, huh?

Romantic? Nothing nice about getting soaked walking for a train.

Ahh. You need inspiration?

Not anymore, now you're back.

 

[third man girl]

Romantic? Nothing nice about getting soaked walking for a train.

Depends whose hand you're holding as you stomp through those puddles.

TMG

 

[Stewart]

Depends whose hand you're holding as you stomp through those puddles.

I prefer to roll around in them.

 

[Halo]

Welcome back, Third Man Girl. I remember you!

 

[third man girl]

Welcome back, Third Man Girl. I remember you!

Thank you for the welcome. Ah - Yorkshire. The next best place in the UK after Scotland.

Is Ashlea still around?

TMG

 

[Stewart]

Is Ashlea still around?

Rarely here, as far as I've noticed. But I know where she goes.

 

[third man girl]

Rarely here, as far as I've noticed. But I know where she goes.

Gosh. How mysterious. Why am I singing "Where do you go to my lovely"? Can you look inside her head?

TMG (mystefied)

 

[Occlith]

Why am I singing "Where do you go to my lovely"?

Try singing a song about.. oh .. cars or driving...