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Nursery rhymes??

sanyuja

New Member
No, this is _not_ my creation. I found this on another forum that I frequent. Found it hilarious! Couldn't stop myself from posting it here :D


Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
 
Yeah. Read this:

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
 
sanyuja said:
No, this is _not_ my creation. I found this on another forum that I frequent. Found it hilarious! Couldn't stop myself from posting it here :D


Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
heard these yrs ago but still made me laugh!
 
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