how can i make my existence matter

[whats a book?]

discuss please. all suggestions are appreciated. novella's words are golden, however.

 

[novella]

Anyone notice a pattern here? Am I the hero of the downtrodden flametards?

Let's see . . . golden egg for the day . . .

Squeeze your little pink eyes together and think really hard until you blow up in a million billion little piglet molecules that will self-replicate like earthworms and take over whatever planet you are on. That's how all good religions start. It will be known to posterity as The Day of the Ham Cloud.

Or you can just keep on rutting in the stye with all the other piglets. That matters too.

 

[whats a book?]

i am lonely.

 

[Deleted member 6550]

Are you serious? I thought April Fools day had already passed.

 

[whats a book?]

it's snowing outside now. it was raining on monday. i'm mad at that.

 

[Deleted member 6550]

it's snowing outside now. it was raining on monday. i'm mad at that.

What... are you talking about? You're trolling. It's impossible for us to help you; we don't know you. Talk to someone.

 

[whats a book?]

i just like you more and more with each post.

 

[Deleted member 6550]

i just like you more and more with each post.

Thanks.

 

[tartan_skirt]

You are sounding like a random post generator or something. Amusing at first but then it is just plain annoying. Or maybe it just skipped the former...

 

[whats a book?]

most of my posts betray a sharp wit and a large depth of knowledge that interests people and makes then want to know more.

 

[Deleted member 6550]

most of my posts betray a sharp wit and a large depth of knowledge that interests people and makes then want to know more.

Then why think your existence doesn't matter?

 

[whats a book?]

this world is so corrupt

 

[Litany]

Surely it's more important that your matter exists?

 

[whats a book?]

hi litany, are you stalking me

 

[Litany]

If I am, at least you know your existence matters to me.

 

[whats a book?]

yo how long does it take you to grow a full beard?

 

[Litany]

Full of bounce or full of beetles?

 

[whats a book?]

whatever's clever

 

[Litany]

I can fill a beard full of beetles in a matter of moments.

 

[Vespertilio91]

As long as it's fake.

And your existence, like all of ours, is meaningless in our eternity. We have nothing to live for, for heaven is a lie and hell just a ploy to keep us morally healthy. We are dead when we are born, so our existence shall never matter.

Good day.