Irene Wilde

I expect pics upon your triumphant return.

Playing "She's a Lady" with your armpit?
I can only do "Happy Birthday".

Weekend Elvis Impersonator?
Negative; however, I have been known to don a wig and impersonate Marylin Monroe at times.

Make sculptures from soap scum?
I thought everyone did that.

You must share. This is fascinating.
:whistling:

What did BAR do to celebrate Dorothy Parker's birthday?
The same thing we did last year.

I have lots of hidden talents.

I'm disappointed you felt the need to ask that.

Don't make me reach though the ether and spank you.

D'oh!

There is no pension plan but Stewart will let me read his books if I promise not to wipe my boogers on them.

Muahahahaha

Oh, I'm just Wilde about Irene and Irene's not Wilde about me!