Recent content by spaz

well i WAS gonna put this up for sale on ebay, but if anybody here is wiling to offer me an incredibly rediculous price, ill part with it..... bidding starts at , o, say, 50 dollars/pounds.

how bout Big Bertha?

well you dont have to be bored to drool over jude law! you make it sound like a chore!

That butt massager is MINE.... ...and i will stop at nothing to make sure I obtian it!Even though i agree, there are others in need of some butt relaxin', i am a shallow and selfish person. As a result, this si my first guess..... is your name RUMPLESTILTSKIN( variations of spelling in...

You tell it, sister!

... and who needs more of those?

is it " popular" type music, or all original scores?

nothign aainst gossip, but it doesnt need its own magazines.

you totaly dont understand the importance of the emotional setting in this script...

say it with me l-o-l. thats it.

well then i sugggest you dont go and see the major motion picture, when its released in your trailer park. you might be dissapointed.

Dont listen to her, bebe! she's trying to pollute your mind with this evil nonsense about judes physical attractiveness!back, devil woman! ( and how can you NOT love that accent? those cheek bones? those deep eyes? )

or, you could exercise yourself into cardiac arrest. Just my oppinion, but id rather be old and saggy than never being old at all.

what an uncultured thing to say.

another way ti beat boredom is to ask the librarain for a funny but ficticious book, and try to keep a straight face while she reads out similar titles.