Bumper stickers

Just a bit of fun.

I have noticed that most people have at least one bumper sticker or one of those license plate frames with some kind of message on their car. So I was curious:

What does your bumper sticker tells about you?
Do you have any? If not, why?

I have a sticker with the Brazilian flag on the back of my car and a little one that says "Eve was framed" on the side window. The first one is obvious. The second I found in a book shop and thought it was a perfectly funny little stab at machismo and religion. Two of my pet peeves.

My car is bumpersticker-free, for now.

I know I have these stickers in a desk somewhere but I haven't looked around for them...

6 Billion Miracles is Enough [with a picture of a stork and baby]

Keep your Butt in the car, the world is not your ashtray

Plants and animals die to make room for your fat ass

I would also like to get some Hang Up And DRIVE stickers for the front and back bumpers.

I have "I have have good brakes, do you have good insurance?" in my rear window.

It's because I wanted one that said "Back the **** off" but couldn't put it in there as I work in a school and it would be inappropriate.

I'm still not over the '04 election, so I still have a John Kerry sticker on the driver's side bumper of my car. I need to take it off and replace it with a Hillary or Obama sticker, I'm just too lazy at the moment.

My old car had a Tool sticker on it (as in the band). They were my favorite band at the time.

My car has a bumper sticker that my girl friend gave me when I graduated high school.

"Caution: I brake for unicorns!"

I love it!

I don't have any bumper stickers on my car, but I have on on my desk at work that says: IMPEACH THAT SON-OF-A-BUSH!

I did see one the other day that I liked it said: EVE WAS FRAMED. I would so put that on my car, but my husband would hate it!

Our cars both have IAFF (International Association of Firefighters) and PFFM (Professional Firefighters of Massachusetts) stickers on the windows, but otherwise we don't have bumper stickers on them.

My locker at work has a few bumper stickers on it and I'm sad to have to pull them off (am leaving my job next week and won't have a locker at the next job). I've thought about putting them on paper backing to hang in my new office. They are:
Fight Prime Time...Read a Book
01.20.09 - Bush's Last Day
A Québécois Flag