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My writing is so amazing that sometimes I just can't help but a get a hard-on after reading over one of my stories, of course passing out then due to sheer amazement. Of course, I don't plan on putting anything I have worked on on a website. Which is a shame, since I'm sure anyone who cares for...

I'm pretty sure The Golden Compass already has dibs on that name.

Just take a word from the poem and use it as the word if you can't find a title. It's what I do after typing up a 30 second quickie (that sounds like a porno, elohel - don'cha know?). Anyhow, Gaze or To The Stars would work. Or maybe, seeing as the emphasis seems to be more forwarded and direct...

Have an imagination. Read. Write. The End.

Once upon a time, a young lad had set sail on a voyage both intimidating yet fascinating. He had heard of the Atlantic, the Pacific, but the sea he was about to sail across had its own mysteries to unravel. Ze Internet. Ze internet was a scar-y place, and little Boy Blue-Pole (as his name...

This is perhaps one of the worst, horribly written pieces of crap I have ever - nah, I'm just playing, I liked it. But poems in general bore me, so I don't really have praise crapping out my ass. Either way, I liked the melody it carried, and how it told a story was interesting, too.

Well, everyone has an opinion. And, Manuscript, while you may not like someones book, it doesn't make others stupid for liking it. Opinions lead to judgement, judgement leads to critics, and critics are essentially the public. In writing, your success is based on the public acceptance. As for...

The purest fantasy novel that I have ever read and enjoyed is the three-set Bartimaeus Trilogy by Johnathan Stroud. Comical, witty, innovative, yet very emotionally and characteristically deep in its ending climax. If you enjoyed Harry Potter or any of those high and mighty fantasies, this is...

Oh, come on now, you silly goose. You didn't really mean what you typed in there now did you? Silly, silly, silly goose. The first paragraph defines you easily as ze scarecrow without ze brain (hardy har), and as for the authors; they're "succesful," because their books have sold. Their...

I'm not your enemy, but I just have to say it... I'll be publishing my first novel before you, and I'm 15. Yea, and I'll send you some copies, then I'll roll around in all ze oh-la-la moneh and rub it all over myself, then wipe my rich egotistical ass with it and send you it in the mail...

Maybe it's just me, but it seems to me that you're trying too hard to paint a picture with over-descriptive details. "She stopped and let the light wash across her outstretched arm, fingers projecting tapered shards of darkness into the beam," followed by the nightgown description just seemed...

Laughing at the words above, useless batter excused as code

Sometimes I write in complete silence during Study Hall, working on Story A, or sometimes I work blaring my brains out to music I don't know or comprehend, writing Story B. I find it easy to write both ways, but if I have friends over and they're doing random shiz, then I'll usually get...

When I first get a new book, I am stupidly possessive and will tear someone apart with my teeth if they even dare (see that rage? Grrr), ruin it in a way that somehow takes away that "perfection." However, I tend to tear them up myself when reading, and all of my books have that raggedy torn...

I would like to say, even though I may just be throwing more kindling to the flame (that's not the saying, not even the right spelling I don't think...no, don't think it is; crud), that this forum, it's characters, and everything that played out, was one of the best short stories I have read in...

I'd say a good example of that is Eragon. I picked it up finally after listening to a few of my more fantasy-oriented friends telling me it didn't bite (even though I had tried the prologue before and disliked it), and actually found it a good read halfway through. Not good enough so to where I...

To me mainly because I wasn't expecting such a story from him, when I saw the red and the shovel I thought "alright, someones going to be smacked around and then bleed out the butt and sit there dying on the pavement while a giant...ah" - flips cover and looks at picture of Boo'ya Moon - "evil...

I hear you on the first statement of the second paragraph. I go into a short story expecting to make some quick horror story or vulgar melodrama (whichever Study Hall has bored me enough ot tackle on that particular week), then end up making a 30-40 page story about love. Character wise, I let...

I like to experiment with writing styles, but generally I go into one characters head per scene and tend to put a small dash after a scene (or throw them in constantly while in one), so that I can let the reader know that the same event is going to take place through another characters eyes...

A lot of his novels I try reading but end up being bored to tears with. However, the ones I have read and loved are as follows: The Dark Tower series (first books I ever read by him) Bag of Bones Dreamcatcher The Stand Cell Lisey's Story Actually...I think those are the only ones I've...