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no that just meant you stink, and i won't take it back. lol gooooooood night.

nighty nite, stinky.

it can't rap, but i wrap it when i remember...and it can do a hell of a shimmy. plus if you rub it a few hundred times you get your wish granted in a magnificent way.

lmfao. yes, it's quite amazing.

i've noticed that many of you seem to frequent the library a lot. please don't tell me that i'm the only one that doesn't own a library card. i usually go to barnes & nobles once or twice a month and just pick up the books that i want. it sucks sometimes because every now and then i pay for...

i know you were trying to down this book, but you made it sound pretty awesome. i don't know what i'm going to make of this kid when i read it, but i'm kind of curious how this book is now. thanks for the reccomen-, thanks for the review.

my penis sings songs of freedom.

hahha, you must be joking. getting drunk on friday is saturday has become as commonplace as brushing my teeth, it's just something i must do. i know i can't drink like this when i have children and all that good stuff, so i enjoy it now... it's messed up, i got a 16 year old sister that i...

welcome to the boards... yep, i was just like you. just happened to stumble across this place. there's a lot of nutty people here (myself included) so you'll have a good time. stick around for a while.

HMMMM. you seem about 16 or 17, forgive me if i underestimated. stay away from liquour, it's the devil... omg i'm trashed... *continues drinking* the bottle is almost done....

if that was my son, i'd sell him to the traveling carnival.

they're coming, toots.

my sentiments exactly... the poor bastard.

nice piece... the beginning was very strong. there were a few parts were i felt the descriptions were overdone, but overall... nice.

omg... i don't know if this will direct link for long, if not just click it. i feel so bad for this kid. lmfao...oh god.. *dies*

man right now i'm listening to N.E.R.D. 'rock star'... i must be drunk.

lmfao @ bobby... speaking of queen though, Apathy did an awesome remix to immortal. and enema... NO. lol this is completely off topic, but do you guys remember how much fun those foot-powered scooters were. damn i really wish i had one right now to screw around with.

lmfao... actually i did a long time ago in this bullshit track called 'ode to booze'... i gotta dig that one out. jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus is lord.

and oh yeah... happy mothers day to all you ladies out there... you know what's going to suck? i promised my mom i'd pick her up and take her out for lunch and shopping tomorrow. it's gonna be a pain getting up... i better drink my water when i finally pass out.

indeed...indeed. i find it funny that i hit the gym and run my ass off during the week, but when i drink on the weekends i mix with diet pepsi like that makes it okay. i just don't know, i just don't know. i love these nights where i have nothing to do and just screw around on the comp. i...