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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? GEORGE W BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL Now to the...

Forget all those mushy 'bonding friend' verses.....this is what Hallmark DOESN'T Print...yet: 1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay. 2. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire. I noticed your...

Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Guys Down HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! HE: How did you get to be...

Self-help Books in Middle Earth 11. How To Betray Friends and Influence People by Saruman the White 10. How To Get Your Point Across In 30 Days Or Less by Treebeard 9. How To Stop Worrying And Start Living Again by Theoden 8. From Grey to White: Unleash Your Inner Power by Gandalf Greyhame...

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including...

Hi guys, Just got this joke (forwarded by my friend.) This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ... 1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with...

RECEIVED FROM AN ENGLISH PROFESSOR: This assignment was actually turned in by two of my English students: Rebecca <last name deleted> and Gary <last name deleted English 44A- Southern Methodist Univ.(SMU) --------------------------------------------------------------- Creative...

and guess wat..now her other articles and all r being reviewed to see if they have been copied frm their too! u know, problem with ppl these days is tht they dont even copy well! :D

Many Happy Returns of the Day, Jenn! :)

Welcome to TBF, Kyle. Enjoy your stay :)

hmmm..so i guess most of the ppl only sign up and never come back! anyways..we wish her a hapy birthday;)

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof~V for Vendetta

MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY, MINILEGS! HAVE A BLAST TODAY :D :cool:

Thanks Halo..:) I'm really liking it here! I was searching a literature forum for quite sometime now till i came across this one! it surely rocks!!:D

Shot - The Rasmus This song is amazing!!!:D

well..if the regular bookmark is not available..i fold the edge of the paper or put my pencil or keep the book upside down, opened..

The Good earth and Pride and Prejudice and almost all the books by sidney sheldon!

sure i ll do tht!:)

Studying and not writing this post :p

yep..thts pretty pathetic. and all she says is "I have no idea wat u r talking bout." and sadly it is an Indian. thts the problem with Indians..they dont even copy well. (no offence to Indians, I myself is an Indian). tht CANNOT be accidental!!