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you're soooo smart, spaz.....
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bebe, if you really want to be banned from this forum you are going about it the right way. If you want to post this kind of crap then go play somewhere else.
ding ding ding!!
how did you guess?!! you're one hell of a name guesser....well here you go...*hands spaz the new dr.ho ass/head massager* it's all yours. (but what you do with it other than for its practical purposes we really don't want to know :p ) have fun, and remember....do not heat it...
*buzzer* wrong....
but good guess...i think my mother was about to name me that, but she found it was hard to spell (and she had to make a descision siging the birth certificate in a hurry...family feud was on)-B
here's a helpful hint: Think B...:p
luann?!!
Oh, darling, I have missed you so...but why do you play such games with mon coeur, my love?!! one day you say you love me, the next i find that you are gone, flown off into the carribeans witht the duke of monaco....everytime it shreds my heart, cherie, more and more until i have none...
road to perdition soundtrack
...is a very, very good one. got lotsa original scores from the movie and the music has a sort of haunting sound to them. check it out here..;) -B
...enjoy.
i agree...
this is more than a trashy movie on the life of a internet pedophile...it's something deeper, something meant to show the human condition under crisis and the closeness of family and friends, the loving bond they share...(why else could grandmaw and bubba dress up in black kung fu...
i have just noticed that i have not introduced myself in the "new members" area yet. my real name is ****, and if you look around very carefully, you may be able to find it. (first one to post my name will recieve a great new head massager, from dr.ho free of charge);) but if you're not balding...
hey, let me tell you something...
he's probably much prettier than you (and always will be) ;) -B
mel gibson is ugly, matt damon is a horse...
and gee, where'd you get the bright idea of saying Jude is ugly in a thread that asks how hot he is? go start your own thread, geez....(don't dis...
haha let me tell you the truth, sister...
nah, nothing has really "picked up", its just this new user called spaz and me that's being doing all the "yakking" (which is really a bunch of threads and posts about...well, nothing) oh, and to toby: Capital, Mate! -B
yes...it's been a long and...
amen to that
and lots and lots of peanut butter and spam. -B :p (yeah i know thats disgusting, sorry)
oh, and just because you are one of those very special people, i recommend a small portion of Jude *sigh~* (because you can afford the extra cholesterol that comes with him ;) :D )
still readng garp
...and some short stories by maupassant. actaully, i haven't been reading much; i've been having too much fun with spaz and the new Richard Simmonsism religion. click here -->you may be sorry you did -B ;)
and everybody...give it a chance, spaz does have a point about how...
to lighten up the boredom...
here's some news...tobytook has not been kidnapped by senior bandits, lying in a ditch on the mexican border, or locked in the men's bathroom at the local library. -B
uh....yay?
no pic, no book, but....
I can describe to you what he is like. alright, ladies, hold your horses, because here are the facts on Maurice....(in his own words)
Greetings, fine ladies of the....book forum. My name, as my creator has introduced me, is Maurice. No last name, no middle; just...
there, there...
*pats spaz on the back* now i'm sorry your hobbit didn't turn out the way you wanted to...at least you didn't have to serve them taco bell, right? *shudder* listen, just make it up to them by sending them all a piece of delicious hobbit the way I instructed (no confusing...
can I? but make sure they dont smell...the last one I had come over to fix stuff in the kitchen made me lose my appetite for food for a few hours. -B
..after which i devoured a whole hobbit (by myself too, thank you very much...)
is marion single?
...because i have my own character (who is unfortunately not self published) called Maurice the Sock Puppet. He is real, I can tell you and right now I'm in the part of the book where his ex, luann has just fled to the carribean with the duke of monaco (hes 100% silk, you...