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Hail Satan Now! A love poem to Satan by Wolf Larsen Warning: do not read this if you do not like sex, or if you are a strong believer in some invisible friend in the sky! You have been warned! Satan! I love you like a penis loves a vagina! I love you like spermatozoa loves something giant &...

Bob you have me laughing my tail off! That was great! Somebody asked if this material has been published outside of literary forms. None of the material posted here has been published outside of literary forms. However, older stuff has been published in nearly 50 literary magazines. A small...

Warning: some sexual themes. If you are very very religious, or have a problem with sex you can stop reading now. You have been warned. Today I Found Milk! A short story by Wolf Larsen Today I found milk! Today I took all my nuclear submarines & belly buttons & testicles out of my dresser...

Warning: some sexual themes. If you are against sex or are very religious you may wish to stop reading now. You have been warned! The Boing Boing Boing Needs to Boom Boom Boom! A Fnippaa-Zwoonk-P000ingggg by Wolf Larsen Just when you think you have found the ground it disappears on you! You...

The Illiterate Messiah of Illiterate Literature Puking a Poem at You a poem by his Excellency the Grand Illiterate Messiah of Illiterate Literature: Wolf Larsen Warning: some sexual imagery you have been warned! I will now puke a new poem at you! The sea of craziness in my testicles is a...

Never Mind the Red White & Blue! My Colors are Black Brown & White! My Colors are All of You! An epic poem by Wolf Larsen The poem begins in an up-and-down rhythm with a slave ship going up and down in a stormy sea, the poem rattles & BANGS & creeks with the sounds of chains BANGING and the...

The Orgy of Pigs & Elephants & Asses at Uncle Sam's Whorehouse part six of the musical by Wolf Larsen Then a bunch of space aliens jump on stage and announce: "You goddamn humans have fucked up the planet big time! But we have come here to save you with a new line of personal toiletries like...

Liberal Poopsy-Doddley-Do & Conservative Poopsy-Doodle-Dee a prose poem by Wolf Larsen The President of the United States of America was shitting McDonald's hamburgers onto the assembly line while Ronald McDonald the clown was standing alongside of him and clapping and screaming out...

An All-American Man Having an All-American Experience a short story by Wolf Larsen The pains in his lower abdomen area had been going on for months when Mark decided he finally had to do something. The pains just kept getting worse and worse. But there was a problem: he had no medical...

Thank you everyone and I do agree I think it would make a good performance.

Brainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-Tooners Shoving Their Religion Down Everybody Else’s Throats a Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen I'm not concerned with the afterlife! I'm trying to avoid the afterlife as long as possible! I'm kissing my bosses'...

Good.

I second that!

I like that one better.

A Kid Learns about Banks a short story by Wolf Larsen Once upon a time a kid named Johnny helped his father around the house painting walls and other things like that. Johnny learned some useful things, and even better yet his father gave him a little money for his work! His father asked...

Their Crimes a Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen They invented the atomic bomb They tested their new weapon of mass destruction on the people of Hiroshima & Nagasaki They escalated the war in Vietnam They enslaved the black people They smash unions They steal pensions...

This was not very exciting to read. Where's your imagination?? Did you leave your imagination somewhere? Perhaps you should go find it!

This was a fascinating read.

"FIRE!" a short story by Wolf Larsen The crowd of protesters, some of them veterans, stood facing the soldiers. The crowd of protesters saw a row of machine guns pointed at them. One of the protesters yelled out, "I'M A VETERAN! I WAS A SOLDIER, JUST LIKE YOU! ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO...

I disagree with manuscriptx. The bluntness, mixed with the narrative style, is what somehow makes this piece work. The piece just works. There is no correct formula. The piece either works or not. Of course manuscriptx is entitled to his/her own opinion.