cute and funny phrases...

[honeydevil]

i just browsed for a new avatar (yeah yeah, i know, i'm still looking) and i found an avatar with a phrase that made me smile and i thought i just open a new thread for a few phrases you heard, read, made up yourself... whatever.. it can be from a book, magazine... anything


i start:
in this special avatar there was this girl on the left side, dressed in a red dress and on the right side stood;
I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better...


i thought that was kinda cute...

 

[cajunmama]

Here's one every quilter knows:

My husband told me that if I buy any more fabric, he will leave me.....I'm going to miss him.


This can easily be made to fit, oh, a book obsession...

 

[jenn]

well to quote my own avatar, " i'm not in a state of denial, i am just very selective about the reality i accept."

 

[Jenem]

how about the old "the quickest way to a man's heart is straight through his chest"?

 

[ricky]

someone on this forum, not going to name names, jenngorham, said this once and i thought it was hysterical.....'i haven't done anything remotely femine in the past 2 months except menustrate'....

 

[sirmyk]

How about... "The easiest way to keep your spouse from crying is: a) duct tape; b) murder; c) cram something in his/her mouth; d) following this order: c, a, and then b."

 

[direstraits]

A lone biker, replete with dark glasses, riding his motorcycle on the road. The T-shirt on his back reads: "If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off."

ds

 

[honeydevil]

The person i live with just said to me:

Who died and made you god?