Favorite Sci Fi or Fantasy pun or joke

[Prolixic]

Does not have to be Pratchett or Anthony. Can be from book, movie or other source. List your favorite SF or Fantasy pun. (CLEAN, please--I've got a delete button and I'm not afraid to use it.)

Just found this one...
You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

...you have ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

 

[letterHead]

"It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water."

Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent.

 

[Prolixic]

Whoa, thats a good un. Adams is full of puns.

 

[Dwarf_Bread]

Originally posted by Prolixic
Does not have to be Pratchett or Anthony. Can be from book, movie or other source. List your favorite SF or Fantasy pun. (CLEAN, please--I've got a delete button and I'm not afraid to use it.)

Just found this one...
You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

...you have ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

i know it dont hav to be pratchett , but, just pick out any double page from any book and youll find 1.

 

[Dwarf_Bread]

Originally posted by letterHead
"It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water."

Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent.

yeah, i like that one too.