Nursery rhymes??

[sanyuja]

No, this is _not_ my creation. I found this on another forum that I frequent. Found it hilarious! Couldn't stop myself from posting it here


Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

 

[mehastings]

Very funny.

 

[sanyuja]

Yeah. Read this:

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

 

[ruby]

No, this is _not_ my creation. I found this on another forum that I frequent. Found it hilarious! Couldn't stop myself from posting it here


Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

heard these yrs ago but still made me laugh!