Billy Oblivion
New Member
I got warned!
My warning says that I should realise that not everybody on the message board shares my sense of humour. I think that if you don't appreciate my sense of humour you should **** off and read something else. No one's nailed your ears to the floor and shoved a starving alsation in your face for god's sake. Or Australian.
So who were the pissy faced whingers who dobbed me in because of a sense of humour failure? I name (well, cast aspersions at) Wabbit! Martin! Rainbowgirl (now she's a proper little sneak)! Fluffy Bunny! Mort! Magemanda! Rogue! Motokid! Kaz! Oobie Doobie and Watercrystal! I would have blamed Freya but she, I'm afraid, has gone to a better place now (The Crossed Keys).
Don't you people understand that I'm just trying to reach out to you? Admittedly it's with a dead animal in each hand but at least it's some kind of human contact (reaches for onion and squeezes small tear from eye).
And when I say contact of course it's not physical contact because it's just on the internet. I wouldn't perticularly want to have physical contact with most of the people here; lots of them are students who are reknowned for their unsavoury practices. And disgusting sexually transmitted diseases. Get thee to a GUM clinic you vile curs!
So, warning accepted. I will be a good boy from now on. I promise.
My warning says that I should realise that not everybody on the message board shares my sense of humour. I think that if you don't appreciate my sense of humour you should **** off and read something else. No one's nailed your ears to the floor and shoved a starving alsation in your face for god's sake. Or Australian.
So who were the pissy faced whingers who dobbed me in because of a sense of humour failure? I name (well, cast aspersions at) Wabbit! Martin! Rainbowgirl (now she's a proper little sneak)! Fluffy Bunny! Mort! Magemanda! Rogue! Motokid! Kaz! Oobie Doobie and Watercrystal! I would have blamed Freya but she, I'm afraid, has gone to a better place now (The Crossed Keys).
Don't you people understand that I'm just trying to reach out to you? Admittedly it's with a dead animal in each hand but at least it's some kind of human contact (reaches for onion and squeezes small tear from eye).
And when I say contact of course it's not physical contact because it's just on the internet. I wouldn't perticularly want to have physical contact with most of the people here; lots of them are students who are reknowned for their unsavoury practices. And disgusting sexually transmitted diseases. Get thee to a GUM clinic you vile curs!
So, warning accepted. I will be a good boy from now on. I promise.
