Surprisingly Good Writing

[Doug Johnson]

I was driving by a strip club today. (I swear I was just driving by; I didn't even slow down.) The sign said "Break your New Year's resolutions here."

It made me laugh. I thought it was pretty good writing, especially for a strip club. I also like, "Lather. Rinse. Repeat." I think it has a certain poetic elegance. I doubt anyone could say it in fewer words.

Have you ever seen good writing in surprising places?

 

[Miss Shelf]

There's a tire place near my house that has some really good puns on their sign, they change it pretty often. I can't remember right now what the last one was, but I'll be going by there on Friday and I'll see what they have. They usually make me smile.

 

[Lilylove]

An ice cream store near me has a sign out in winter

Closing for season
Reason?
Freezin!