what's the worst or strangest advice you've ever received?

[Halo]

Actually "if you break your legs dont come running to me" is a really comon expression here in the UK. So it's not just my mum that's nuts lol

Yeah, my mum was always saying that too!

 

[Shael Crowtalon]

"Never trust a fart" is the silliest most pointless piece of advice I have ever been given!

 

[lahondas]

my mother said this:
if a man asks you to suck him dont do it, its not what you think.
true remark from her. i think i was 14 when she said this.

 

[lahondas]

oh alos, my stepfather who hated me, always told me to "go jump in a lake".
i always thought it meant go die....who elses has a diffrent prospective of it?