third man girl
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Originally posted by funes
I really dislike it when an author names any product by brand
What if it's really, really relevant? For instance, Mars bars. What other chocolate bar dunks into coffee as satisfactorily as Mars bars dunk into coffee?
He dunked his Toffee Crisp into his coffee, stirred and sucked.
And the crispie turned soggy.
He dunked his Bounty into his coffee, stirred and sucked.
And finished with a good flossing.
He dunked his Smarties into his coffee, stirred and sucked.
And reached for a sieve.
He dunked his Toblerone into his coffee, stirred and sucked.
And chipped his tooth, prising the wedges apart.
He dunked his Mars bar into his coffee, stirred and sucked. Dunked and sucked, again. Dunked and sucked . . .
Sorry, only 'Mars bar' works for me.
Third Man Girl

To me, the whole issue of branding - while it can get annoying - is perfectly necessary to bring one of his points home; people today identify themselves by what products they use. The world is made up of ad campaigns and clever design.
I'm determined to give him another try though, as so many people rave on about him!