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The Earth Shall Topple Upon It's Axis

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THRUSTNSPIRIT said:
You need an education the hardway. Remember the story of Noah? e QUOTE]


Sorry good pal o'mine but I do not, namely because after reading through the bible once (Revelations was quite a ride, I wil admit; kept me up past my bed time), I decided it was a horribly written piece of shit, especially with the horrible character development. I mean, God Damn, how am I supposed to relate to the protagonist when I can't tell who the main character is? Jesus was a tad boring, almost like Harry Potter in the fifth book, shame to say. But you know, your name "Thrust N Spirit," and all...it's awkward. Do you wish to thrust yourself into Noah? Only the burger knows, my friend. Only the burger knows.
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SevenWritez said:
THRUSTNSPIRIT said:
You need an education the hardway. Remember the story of Noah? e QUOTE]


Sorry good pal o'mine but I do not, namely because after reading through the bible once (Revelations was quite a ride, I wil admit; kept me up past my bed time), I decided it was a horribly written piece of shit, especially with the horrible character development. I mean, God Damn, how am I supposed to relate to the protagonist when I can't tell who the main character is? Jesus was a tad boring, almost like Harry Potter in the fifth book, shame to say. But you know, your name "Thrust N Spirit," and all...it's awkward. Do you wish to thrust yourself into Noah? Only the burger knows, my friend. Only the burger knows.
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:)
A Proclamation
To The World10/28/93

00.00 That ye also MAKE HASTE and Petition one to another in My Name.
00.02 For in (she), ye shall My Anointing Spirit work steadily upon ye and quicken Ye toward greater works.
00.03 Be it not said among you that this be not sent from My Father who above else is your Creator and Finisher of ALL YOUR FAITH’S!
00.04 That this be not disproven among you. For faithless are ye who entrust Me not.
00.05 And greater is he who restraineth not his Calling for whose mission shall I thrust upon the driest land that Sea which shall overflow them. (See 77.01,4.07)
00.06 Be not distressed, for in she shall all echo be sounded and permeate all Wisdom thereof, for near are you that befall her words as Trickery and Foolish.

00.07 For theirs is the unequaled sum of their worth that shall transpire not against Me.

00.08 Go in Acceptance of this accord that thou mayest rebuke it not and (that) your Unbelieving Spirit be not waned against you.

00.09 For such is My Daughter whom shalt come in Time of Revealing Spirit and;
PROCLAMATION OF THESE THINE TRUTHS.

00.10 That whoever he be of whom shall Receive, shall he also be received unto Me. (See 35.15)

00.11 So is the Word of all My Begotten that He whom camest within you shall he cometh again.

00.12 That all ye exceedingly be received unto Me. Thus the Spirit incarnate be as restoration unto you that ye may utter in Jubilation and Lamentation be not your utterance!

00.13 For ner all of whom continue in this their Shortcomings, shall ye be one of them that transpire not His Eternal Triumph and Exceeding Glory. Amen and Amen.
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I believe in God, I just like to make fun of people who preach. Sorry pal'o mine. If you want a good lesson in learning how to sway someone while not making a total ass out of yourself, try reading some Ted Dekker novels. It's sort'a like this.

"Yeah...ok...we're around page 280-320, whateva' whateva' I do what hai want. So HO-KAY! You like the story, the characters...the plot...let's talk about God fo'abit, yeah?"

And he does it well, son. Almost as if he too, were a burger.
 
THE BOOK OF BEITZ... (continued)

23:01 And thus the lord sayeth to picketh up the wood of Samuel and to hold it well.

23:02 For he who knows this man shall come forth with many doves of white.

23:03 So he sayeth, Beat thyself on thine forehead until thou hath been struck dumb.

23:04 Or until blind.

23:05 To do so shall bringeth the light, and thou shall see what cometh from the snake's mouth.

23:06 If not in thine eye.

23:07 And thou will feeleth shame.
 
WriterJohnB said:
Why would you get in trouble? Sects education in school is part of the curriculum, isn't it? You can learn about the sects with far-out beliefs. You know, the kinky sects.

JohnB
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LOL...yes, I suppose you're correct, but they don't want me talking to strange adults I've never met about sex. Especially since I'm a girl, which makes it worse for some reason.

This just keeps getting funnier and funnier...I suspect it will get shut down eventually, but it's really quite fun. Something to look forward to when I get onto my computer.

I like how all these prophecies aren't really useful to anyone, and they're all from several years ago. How about predicting something right now about what's going to happen later? Then I might believe you. And even join the sects too I suppose.

Vesp says he wants to join too and make it into a giant sects. What saith he who thrust into Noah? :rolleyes:
 
Yes, I do want to join the kinky sects. It sounds like an Anita Blake novel gone Bookandreader. :D

BTW, the sects won't even be that good. We'll just have to fake it.
 
YES, WE ALL DO KNOW THIS WILL GET SHUT DOWN BECAUSE ITS TO PORNAGRAHIC! Truth is stranger then fiction. Nobody really wants to hear the real truth, just experience it.:)
 
THRUSTNSPIRIT, How long after the events occurred were these Prophecies made known to your wife?
She had good reason to keep them "hidden" from you.
 
ValkyrieRaven88 said:
LOL...yes, I suppose you're correct, but they don't want me talking to strange adults I've never met about sex. Especially since I'm a girl, which makes it worse for some reason.

This just keeps getting funnier and funnier...I suspect it will get shut down eventually, but it's really quite fun. Something to look forward to when I get onto my computer.

I like how all these prophecies aren't really useful to anyone, and they're all from several years ago. How about predicting something right now about what's going to happen later? Then I might believe you. And even join the sects too I suppose.

Vesp says he wants to join too and make it into a giant sects. What saith he who thrust into Noah? :rolleyes:
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Sorry, you are highly mistaken, they are very usefull.

First of all, they give an indication of Death Toll, and Damage to be inflicted. Ask the victims of the Katrina Hurricane. Many could be been saved. The reason that they are from several years ago, is this, We had to make sure we would be right 100% of the time. What is posted are prophecies that are bad for many, and something to get your immediate attention. Currently there are over 226 Testaments printed in black and white so as there is no mistake about the outcome.


The Truth, is that Jesus Christ, is coming very soon, so it is time you get ready. We are not looking to make a giant new sect. There are too many of them out there. There are many churches with the proper staff who can absorb your personal needs in your own home town. We simply bear Witness to the Truth.

Thanks again

The purpose of prophecy is to give mankind, and the State of Israel, a Sign Post of what lays ahead. The purpose of you learning about the Prophecy is to give you enlightenment of a certain nature, so that when these things come to pass, you have the protection of God...And you might be a blessing to yourself, your friends, and family. You might even be the person who finds a cure for the Last Plague of Ephods coming thereby saving millions.

I cannot give you a personal prohecy because that would be fortune telling.
 
Tell Jesus I said Hi. And ask him why my cat Mittens died. Yeah, I pinned her to a cross and stabbed her side, but I thought with the nine lives and all that she'd ask Papa Cat upstairs to forgive me and resurrect her body.
 
I wonder if he'd be interested in some three-way sects. Some kind of trinity fling. Can you ask him?
 
THRUSTNSPIRIT said:
The reason that they are from several years ago, is this, We had to make sure we would be right 100% of the time. What is posted are prophecies that are bad for many, and something to get your immediate attention. Currently there are over 226 Testaments printed in black and white so as there is no mistake about the outcome.
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Hindsight is not only 20/20, but it's a damn good way of being 100% accurate in prophecies. Do you have any proof that any of these foretellings we're made BEFORE the events you cite as examples? I mean, I prophesied World War II in 1930 (before I was even born) and expect all of you to believe it because you see it here in BLACK AND WHITE.

But keep posting, it's quite entertaining.

JohnB
 
tartanskirt said:
Oh shoot. Does that mean I have to nip down to the shop to pick up some creams buns? I suppose I should hoover too.
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Oh, and I'll need to buy some fresh vegetables and maybe some spaghetti noodles if He's gonna show up soon. I hope he does stay at my house. :rolleyes:

sirmyk said:
I wonder if he'd be interested in some three-way sects. Some kind of trinity fling. Can you ask him?
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Oh, I say, you're a dirty old man, aren't you, sirmyk?
 
Ptsh, JohnB is a flipper-flap, don't listen to him. Now then, back to the actual topic. I suggest you all read over the prophecy thing'er'mer'jigger. I was bored and decided to scan over it a bit, and after reading through it twice my jaw fell to the floor. It makes sense. When you're in the grocery store next, look at a box of Raisin Brand and study the picture on the cover. Do you see it yet? Yes. Yes, you do.
 
I was also going to point out the thing about the prophecies being old. But now I've had a complete change of heart. I've just recieved a prophecy that in September 11, 2001...

If you were worried your prophecies were incorrect, it's because they're not coming from God so much as out of your ass--head, sorry, I meant head. So if you want to impress someone, or make them believe you, tell us something is going to happen that hasn't happened yet. You're not "revealing" a single thing.

If God wanted your wife to be a prophet, wouldn't he want her to help the world before--not after--it needs her to tell them what is going to happen? Thought so.

EDIT: BTW, just so you know, it's safe to take the capslock off while typing in your profile. I promise the computer won't bite you.
 
ValkyrieRaven88If God wanted your wife to be a prophet said:
Although....a prophet in biblical time was someone who just revealed the will of God, not just the future. So technically, she could be a prophet, if she preached the bible enough...

Don't worry, Stewart, I think if Jesus Christ appeared to the authorities without a passport, green card, etc... he'd surely be allowed in.
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