Recent content by Tokiomaster

A hamster? Really? I have guinea pigs... Five of em...

By the way, whilst looking at the polls, I noticed that there is no 'Hey! What gives? He's so fuc*ing ugly my computer cracked!' What gives? ;)

I write because of several factors. 1. Because I like it. 2. Becausse I'm good at it. 3. Because it's a way of expressionalism. So, I like writing for many-a-reason.

If I knew of any, my shelves would be full of 'em. Though I would like a good picture of Calvin peeing. That would be hilarious.

Barnes and Noble is the only place I can find my favorite books, so I go there a lot.

Legolas? Heah, he's overrated. But so is Frodo... Who really wants to read about a hairy nine-year-old? But I like Legolas's bow, though that's the only reason I like him. In fact, I like his bow so much that I actually start to miss the bow when not playing the LotR games.... So I'm...

I'm Gandalf! :eek: :mad: :( :eek: :mad: :( :eek: :mad: :( Note: I am not pleased to have turned out Gandalf the Gay, er, uh, Grey.

How can you not write poetry? I'd show you some real poetry if this wasn't a PG13 site!

Love? What is it, you ask? Love is but man's way of choosing mates...

Yeah, I am, aren't I? There needs to be a 'Tokio Day' on August 29!

Indeed! Don't you love my dieting plan?

Calvin and Hobbes? I've got, like, every C&H book ever written. I love em!

Hmm.... You're right. But the ideas don't get any worse, just the writing...

Gorrila, Vulture, or porcupine :confused: Where does porcupine fit in with that company?

Ah, gotta love fungus... By the way, do we get in trouble for spamming like this? Cuz if we do, then we'd better stop. Don't want any trouble with the government, eh?