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Baby Euthanasia

Stewart said:
We'll send the boys out and collect them in the night. ;)
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I would think it would be more fiscally responsible (and entertaining!) to have pay-per-view fights piting old people against one another. No holds barred hand-to-hand combat until one of the combatants is dead. The revenue generated could then be used to off set the costs of having to pay for babies that aren't quite up to snuff. Really, when you think about it, who loses?*



*excluding the old people.
 
Or to quote Bill Hicks, as I've been known to do:
I'm watching Terminator 2... and I'm thinking to myself, you know what? They will never be able to top these stunts in a movie again. You cannot top this shit. Unless... they start using terminally ill people as stuntmen in pictures.

(Audience laughs nervously.)

Well, hear me out! I know to some of you this may sound a little cruel. 'Aw, Bill terminally ill stunt people...? That's cruel!' You know what I think cruel is? Leaving your loved ones to die in some sterile hospital room surrounded by strangers. **** that! Put 'em in the movies! WHAAAT? You want your grandmother to die like some bird in hospital room, her translucent skin so thin you can see her last heartbeat works its way down her blue veins... Or do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?
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