$4k can't buy happiness?

[bobbyburns]

wrong. get yourself one of these new-fashioned high definition plasma tvs and prepare to blast off into a new dimension of scarfaces and twin peaks that your mind couldn't possibly fathom. it emits images in perfect sync with your brain's alpha rhythm, so there's no need to turn it off, lest you disrupt its harmony. it balances all of the negative energy out. just look what it's doing for me: I'm spending more time at home with my family. thank you, tv.

 

[novella]

Picture Edward G. Robinson in Soylent Green . . .

the opiate of the masses.

 

[Wabbit]

Horay for TV! I used to be tired thinking for myself but then TV came and now I can just sit there and the best part is that I don't have to talk to anybody now!

4k is good but just imagine the happiness that 8k could get us! TV, ahhh, it's a brave new world and it's my soma.

 

[bobbyburns]

4:14pm
currently watching: raging bull.
opinion: I declare this tv awesome.

 

[Wabbit]

But do you want to make love to it?

 

[bobbyburns]

I'm disgusted with you.

 

[Wabbit]

I'm sorry.

 

[bobbyburns]

3:45am
currently watching: deep throat.
opinion: I don't have to fucking impress any of you.

 

[novella]

3:45am
currently watching: deep throat.
opinion: I don't have to fucking impress any of you.

Is that the one about Nixon? I am impressed.

 

[Martin]

Nixon? Is that how you youngsters are calling it nowadays?

Cheers