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Da Pope

Just on the news. If you want to see the Pope, you'll have to get in line before 10 pm tonight. The line will be closed after that. But, they issued a warning, because you will have to wait 12 to 14 hours before you're actually in the building.

Wow.

Cheers
 
Is there anybody in this world, dead or alive, that you'd wait 12 hours to see?

I can't think of one....
 
cFaniak said:
'call for a lightbulb joke'
what does it mean?
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Like, "How many conclaved cardinals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Ans: None, they only use candles. (puff of white smoke)


"How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?"

Ans: What do you mean 'change'?

"How many conclave cardinals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Ans: 115--100 to argue against screwing, 1 to screw it in, and 14 to say the guy screwing it in ought to be an African or an Asian, in light of the changing demographic of the Holy Church.



Haven't you ever heard of a lightbulb joke?
 
"How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?"

Ans: What do you mean 'change'?


Novella ...you rock :D :D :D
 
Lightbulb joke diversion

"How many of Michael Jackson's houseguests does it take to screw in a ..."

"SHHHHHH. How much do you want?"
 
you forgot to grab your crotch, pelvic thrust into your hand, spin around 360 on your toes and squeel yeee-heeee ....
 
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