Four-Word-Story:The Sequel.

[G4G]

A flatulent mongoose returned...

 

[Miss Shelf]

skipping merrily down to

 

[Stewart]

the butcher's. The End

 

[G4G]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stewart]

If you want to get your post count up, make interesting posts. This is what you call post-tipping.

 

[Miss Shelf]

there's no interesting threads to make interesting posts in!

 

[Stewart]

there's no interesting threads to make interesting posts in!

I know. It's those mods deleting the spammers' threads; leaves us nothing to laugh at.

 

[Miss Shelf]

or to exercise our creativity!

 

[Ice]

I know. It's those mods deleting the spammers' threads; leaves us nothing to laugh at.

We're damned if we do and we're damned if we don't

 

[Miss Shelf]

why not create a new forum for spam?

 

[sirmyk]

Can we close this? (four words)

 

[G4G]

This is what you call post-tipping.

Yes, it is. Oh look, I've done it again...oops.

 

[Miss Shelf]

isn't all posting technically that?

 

[Kookamoor]

If you want to get your post count up, make interesting posts. This is what you call post-tipping.

Who gives a damn about post counts??? I know on some forums you get some kind of oakleaf cluster attached to your name when you reach certain milestones, but is anyone here really concerned about it? Unless Darren has some kind of gold bullion or medium roasted lamb on a spit waiting for me when I hit 5000 or whatever I'm honestly not at all concerned. I'm more ashamed of my post count than anything. It reveals how much time I should have spent elsewhere this year!

 

[StillILearn]

Who gives a damn about post counts??? I know on some forums you get some kind of oakleaf cluster attached to your name when you reach certain milestones, but is anyone here really concerned about it? Unless Darren has some kind of gold bullion or medium roasted lamb on a spit waiting for me when I hit 5000 or whatever I'm honestly not at all concerned. I'm more ashamed of my post count than anything. It reveals how much time I should have spent elsewhere this year!

I never notice post counts until somebody mentions them.

 

[G4G]

Who gives a damn about post counts???

Well I'm having a race with someone. That's the only reason I give a toss.

It is, of course, pointless.

Hurrah for pointlessness.

 

[Minniemal]

CDA, you easily could hit 1000 posts on this very day!

 

[G4G]

CDA, you easily could hit 1000 posts on this very day!

Nah - I'm too drunk!

 

[Miss Shelf]

Goody! Here I go...